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Fugger (German pronunciation: [ˈfʊɡɐ]) is a German family that was a historically prominent group of European bankers, members of the fifteenth- and sixteenth-century mercantile patriciate of Augsburg, international mercantile bankers, and venture capitalists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugger

fug :---DDD
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>>41316
As none of the New-'Ernsts' is delivering, Ernst will.

https://ufile.io/sy7iwdhe
But it is not the gold version. Sorry.
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>>41331
>Such a unique and profound thought.

I smell a triggered Colin.
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No. 41341 Kontra
Telling people that your nose works was an old Ernst thing, I guess?
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>>41340
Are you sure that this post isn't caused by your insecurity over your intellectual ineptutude, ironically "triggered" by someone displaying similar symptoms slighted, and exhibited by that excuse of a butthurt response containing what I can only assume is a vague Germanosphere meme of a name because you are not able to re-articulate your idle talk in a complex manner?

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Forgive me if one is already present in the catalogue, I'm sober and high on sleep deprivation.

What's your favorite drugs, my dudes?
I'm all about psychedelics every other full moon, with the odd time of weed now and then. NZ has very dear grass prices, with a gram of indoor or outdoor going for twenty NZD and ounces going anywhere from 200 (with the right connect) to 500, while usually hovering around 300 for an "ounce".

I have dabbled with opiates and they're a rare commodity on these islands. Thankfully the Chinese gold miners left heaps of opium poppies around their claims, so later this summer I'm going a hunting for poppies.
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>>40322
You know what I think we're pretty similar. I don't smoke weed or drink though. I'll do Kratom occasionally and have a script for Neurontin for anxiety, which I think that's the new Prozac or something? They seem to give that stuff out like candy in our country right now.

Otherwise no I don't really do drugs. I need to quit smoking though.
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No. 41275 Kontra
Apart from alcohol (which I don't even drink ≥ 1 time a week), I'm otherwise straight edge. I have enough problems with food. I don't need drugs. Beer, mead and the occasional cocktail are enough for me.

It's not that I haven't tried drugs. One my former show buddies taught me how to smoke from a one-hitter which left me high as a kite the whole night. Apart from having an inordinately mellow mood and a warped perception of time, my experience wasn't worth reliving.

Besides, personal experience with drug addicts has completely put me off from developing a habit. It doesn't help that I have one blood relative who's a bipolar wreck with a psychedelic addiction. And then, there was my "cousin" whose heroin addiction claimed her life.

I'm not perfect, but a straight edge lifestyles is what works best for me.

Polite kontra because I'm not interested in, ahem, bumming anyone's high.
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No. 41278 Kontra
>>41275
>who's a bipolar wreck with a psychedelic addiction.
He's a what? I thought that psychedelics were impossible to get physically addicted to.

Well like many former bernds ernsts I did have a drinking habit before. A pretty hard one at that. Which god was that a waste of time. I kinda wish I could enjoy weed but that stuff is fucking torturous for me. I immediately get depersonalized and dissociative, paranoid and anxious, in fact it's almost like a schizophrenic kind of feeling, but not even the confident active one like if you use Adderal on exams and overdo it (which I did do in college) but more a horrible, mentally painful, psychically tortuous one. Just the smell of weed kind of puts me on edge for some reason.

I thought your cousin was a junkie who OD'd?
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No. 41281
>>41278
The psychedelic addict is a blood relative of mine. Truth be told, I pity him, but he's so insanely toxic to everyone around him. His childhood was far from ideal, but not what I would call crippling. Still, he never got over the trauma of divorce and coming to America after having lived a pampered, care-free life in Pakistan.

The junkie who died is only a relative by law; we share no familial blood ties. She reminded me of this one Christmas. I don't want to spit on her grave, but she steadfastly eroded any pity I could've had for her.

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KC forgot to funpost and it makes me sad.
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No. 41201 Kontra
we have a "raid" upon us by one guy spamming popo kaka sex every once in a while if you are looking for that kind of funposting.
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>>41201
I have to admit that he made me chuckle when I was it the first time kaka sex :DDD

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Some time ago I wanted to banter at USA on topic being them a third-world country because water is more expensive than cola. I didn't find the pic and I still haven't :DDDDD, so I didn't post anything at all. Later, during the act of bowing to world imperialism making an order in one fast food chain, I noticed that water is more expensive there as well, what's more - usually everywhere simple water branded bottles are more expensive than cola at Pepsico or Coca-Cola Co. They make us drink sweetened water, they consciously make our bellies bigger so we would want to eat more and more.
Any initiative fire to stop this nonsense and force companies to make carbonated drinks more expensive than pure water because they'd never make pure water cheaper will be extinguished with piles of money, so I just came to outrage.
Thanks for attention.
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No. 40949
You already mentioned it but let's repeat the reason.

In uncontrolled diabetes where blood glucose levels remain abnormally high (hyperglycemia ), glucose from the blood cannot enter the cells – due to either a lack of insulin or insulin resistance – so the body can't convert the food you eat into energy. This lack of energy causes an increase in hunger.
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No. 40994
Today I have learned that we directly traded Russians Pepsi for Stolichnaya. But how much of our Florida oranges were you guys buying? And what did you trade for them? Where do I learn about total US agircultural import to CCCP? Is this part of why Russians associate us with Coca Cola and Pepsi? What about our oranges? Why don't you think about Florida and California and our oranges so much? Was this like a Russian holiday treat during Christmas?
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No. 41047
If this is actually true then why is it that beer is even cheaper than Pepsi on the Ruslands?

P.s. Baltika isn't that bad but Zwiec is far superior and while I am fully aware that I am getting price gouged on the Blatima at least Zwiec is even cheaper and yet is a superior beer to most of the stuff here including a few microbrews. I have no idea why I subconsciously typed Blatima for Baltika but I am going to leave it.

Why is it that Polish beer isn't world famous? It is a genius of brewing. It is just so f'ing good. I think it might actually be in the upper limits of best beers I ever drank. Carlsberg meanwhile is one of the worst beers I ever drank in my life.
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No. 41049
>>40994
Don't know about Oranges, I doubt there was ever much fruit stuff from USA since we kind of live near asia and it's obviously much easer to buy them from here than from other side of ocean.

> Is this part of why Russians associate us with Coca Cola and Pepsi?
No, I guess it was one of the loudest brands. And soviet people who don't clearly understand "brands and companies" more felt like this things as your "symbols". There still from older generations people who don't really understand what companies, products and ads mean, interpritating them as overall face of nation and goverment, since in USSR all was made was owned by state obviously.
From there mentality of "we have Marx and Lenin and ruled by Party, USA have Coca-cola and Cowboys and ruled by Capitalists". So USA viewed as something same as USSR, just with diferent names and products, in late USSR just as "same, but more sucsesfull".

>Was this like a Russian holiday treat during Christmas?
Not during Christmas, Christmas fled together with last white resistance in revolution :/

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Old sadly passed away, RIP
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>>40910
I have never done any tests and I never will.
Why would I want to be labelled with a discreet illness (that is nearly impossible to get rid of) when I can just chalk it up to a personality trait?
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>>40912
out of curiosity i did a short medical pre-exam for a more comprehensive assburger assessment once and scored over 40 of 50 points. neurotypicals would score in that test about 20 points max. however, i chose to not take the big assessment, because i don't want to get involved with assburger psychologists et al. i believe even if i was officially diagnosed with assburger's it wouldn't change a thing for me irl, except that i would've obtained an "official" stigma and probably had to go to therapy now and then while my condition (if i have one) apparently does not cause big problems in real life. yes, i'm highly introverted and prefer to be alone most of the time, however i'm not anti-social in a way dangerous or negative towards other people and i'm not a bitter r9k kissless virgin either. i have absolutely zero sense of humour though, that is, i don't laugh nor smile (when i do, it likely looks awkward, so i stopped bothering), i'm completely unable of being funny (includes "shitposting"), i tend to miss the point with jokes often and i have problems recognizing when a person isn't serious about something, in fact it's generally not easy for me to decipher what people indicate with their facial and body expressions. i absolutely hate lies of all sorts (including little lies for the sake of not hurting feelings) and i also know that people are getting bored rather quickly when i explain something, so i try to avoid getting into such situations. basically, if it's possible for me to keep a healthy distance from the center of attention i'm fine.
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So I bought some music machine which is manufactured in China (ofc). I bought it last weekend and it said 5-7 weeks until delivery. On sunday I saw a Behringer video from late march/early april where they said the chinese factory is slowly starting production again. Just today I recived my shipping notification. 5 weeks earlier then planned. I was a bit pissed that this edition of the machine would take so long for me to holdin my hands but then I thought it is good because it won't distract me from my uni work which has to be in priority mode now. Well, we will see if I can manage, no?
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No. 40926
>>40913
This basically, I was worried because even though I practised smalltalk a lot, every "friend" I had just stopped wanting to have things to do with me. Oh well, I had decided not to care even before the test.

But the only thing that changed is "Apparently I am an especially sucky human :(" to "So I'm what they call Assburger :)" - I finally know what is "wrong" with me. Still I will continue as usual.

>>40908
No perks per se, but luckily I happen to be somewhat intelligent (always knew that) and they also tested my concentration potential which also turned out above average, so I have very little of the typical aspie problems because I'm good at adapting.

I constantly drop and forget things though.

Still I prefer my life to that of the normies every day. It always takes a bit of time to understand, but then you DO understand as opposed to them. Literal sheeple.

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You know what I really wish that I could just give ernsts money to get me stuff. Like for example if I wanted a bunch of gobies from the Black Sea area. Or a bunch of Rubles in hard currency without having to fuck with banks.

But you know what I really miss? Djarum Blacks. I hadn't even realized that Obama banned all that shit over ten years ago. I had just assumed I couldn't find any because I wasn't directly in a college town and they simply weren't available. I did find some cigarillos but it's just not the same. Since I did find the cigarillos it hadn't even occurred to me that they were banned, and that I was simply lucky enough to find those in some shitty gas station some years back. I would pay hard American cash for some real Djarum Black cigarettes, plus tip.

I am not advocating anything illegal in this thread mind you. I already checked it out and it's simply to sell them or import for resale, not to acquire or possess for personal use. I've only managed to find a couple of sites that even sell them but they all accept only fucking bitcoin. No wonder BTC is worth so much. Like half of all stores online accept it and a considerable number of them don't even have their credit processors up and running, or they give discounts to people using memecoins. All I want to do is buy a couple of packs of what I used to smoke in college damnit.
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No. 40880 Kontra
Oh god fucking shit, fuck
https://www.clovecigarettesonline.com/duty-notice
>Dear Customers...

>We were regret to informed you that we were currently cannot ship any package to US now due to COVID19 Outbreak in US. The post office closed the destination to US.

>We hope this Pandemic will be ended soon, and we will send them back later after our post office opening confirmation.
>Let us wait for 1-2 more weeks, your paid order will be send ASAP after they open.

>Thank You

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'cause old systemcontra'd
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No. 40758
>>40755
My entire point being that they charge you massively more money for something that has had considerably less work and resources put into it for a comparable product. Hell you can just 3D print the damn models.
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>>40729
>I did really enjoy many of the wh40k books though, that's the only part of it I paid money for. Most of the wh40k games are hot shite except for dawn of war 1 and 2, and Space Marine.
I'd say most of Warhammer BL books is fanfic tier. And about games I enjoyed playing campain of Batlefleet Gothic Armada. In many ways it's Star Wars Empire at War space battles, but with more mechanics. Space Crusade was really nice tactical game for it's time, and I'd not call "hot shit" Chaos Gate or Final Liberation.
I not played much, but people say a lot positive thgings about Armageddon and sanctus reach video games. They all budget games, but not hot shit.
Also, classic Space Hulk games.
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>>40804
Chaos Gate was awesome but it's too old to expect everyone to know it. It still uses the golden 40k logo from 2nd Edition. Warhammer Fantasy also has some good but old games form that time period.
I loved both Battlefleet Gothic games and Inquisitor was about as much fun as Diablo 2 for me.
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>>85
Billions was good.
But right now I am watching The Americans. Awesome. One of the best series I have ever seen.
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>>40732
1337x is a worth a shot too if ru/bay fail to deliver
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I watched the 1974 cult classic Phantom of the Paradise. It's a rock opera/horror/comedy which mixes story elements from Faust with The Phantom of the Opera. First of all, every character is played over the top, and I loved Paul Williams as the music producer Swan. Secondly, get ready to hear the word "cantata" a lot, because of course it's a rock opera about a rock opera. I'd say the best way to describe Phantom, is to imagine Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory crossed with an episode of The Monkees, and dipped in LSD. So if that sort of thing sounds appealing, then I'd recommend. I enjoyed it.
Oh, this also had some great music. Here are the opening and closing songs, which were my favorites:

The Juicy Fruits - Goodbye Eddie
https://vimeo.com/135842282

Phantom Of The Paradise - The Hell of It - Paul Williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB4AFJHJWS8

>>40454
>A "Bullet In The Head" previously mentioned has a car persecution/scene which is really nice.

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>>40737
If you are like me, you won't have problems with the film, because I have to concentrate distinguishing the characters, you know, I'm not Asian...

("well which was that guy?")
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No. 40789
>>40709
I watched it because of your recommendation and found it really impressing, especially because I expected it to have a slightly dirty 70ies look still. Instead it uses very light colors a lot that create an unique atmosphere.

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Post your artwork, discuss, give critique in this thread.

Useful books and resources (mega dump):
https://mega.nz/#F!vp5hQCbQ!oCNGOUgaVeK1pHs3qasJDQ!uwJTnKiY

Personal recommendations
Anatomy and construction:
Michael Hampton - Figure Drawing - Design and Invention
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=8993727FB63B9349CA089098ADEC9281
Painting:
Richard Schmidt - Alla Prima; Everything I Know About Painting
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=51C45D10C094E67A426FE83C29F9E879
Perspective:
Joseph D'Amelio - Perspective Drawing Handbook
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=D78225B034921F940DCA7EB75FA22EFD

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No. 40332
Digital art seems way harder to me than physical media for some reason. Can't explain it.
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>>40326
Looking back at your earlier paintings-the ones without lines-you're clearly getting better at this.

>Try use different ones, that who show actual construction and place of hair on head construction.
I'll start practicing more random hairstyles, too, using photo references. Since this is a detail which takes so much trial and error for me to get right, any improvement here will significantly speed up my drawing time-especially when trying to design female characters. I can just give a males a simple brush cut, but with girls, the hair is a huge part of their personality.

>>40332
>Digital art seems way harder to me than physical media for some reason.
I'm much more comfortable using real pencils for linework, but for coloring I guess I don't really have enough experience with paints and such to compare. I rarely used physical coloring tools prior to starting digital work.
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No. 40413 Kontra
Since nobody took dibs on the new OP image, I'm now in the preliminary stage of producing one. Stand by. saging because not sure if sage contributes to systemkontra, probably does.

>>40332
I still can't really get used to digital art after all this time. The biggest problem is my inability to make accurate ellipses and curves. Too big to draw with the wrist (not like it's even advisable to draw with the wrist), too small to draw with the shoulder. The smallest circle I can make on it with the shoulder takes up almost the whole screen, which means I can't see the rest of the drawing if zoomed in. I have developed a hacky habit of simply blocking shapes in, and then carving out the negative space to avoid having to draw precise lines. But since I'm trying to get better at drawing, it's been pretty challenging. A single drawing easily takes me several hours of trial and error. Another interesting thing is that the trick of hovering the pencil and making "ghost marks" to practice a stroke doesn't really work with a tablet (at least non screen tablets).

Also it's an old model, so the pen and pressure control aren't great either. I almost use it as a binary button a lot of the times and control opacity/size manually or through laying strokes on top of each other. I also miss the material properties and textures of oil paints, but I can't afford them.

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>>40413
>But I enjoy the process of putting down marks with my hand, doing image manipulation stuff puts me in a different brain space, where I feel like I'm "crafting an image" rather than "expressing myself", if that makes sense.

That sounds like your process puts you in the zone (as Betty Edwards puts it) and the switching of context towards digital helper tools might make you snap out of it and thus reduce your productivity. Here productivity can well be a result of motivation and fun.

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Remember like a year ago when the head of NOAA said 5G was gonna fuck up weather forecasting? What ever happened about that? Is that even true?
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>>40355
I'm tired from your hapennies 4cancer pol threads
Sometimes it's feels like it's /news/ sosach board - ayyliens, virus, politics, this crap. Every fucking day for fucks sake.
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No. 40359 Kontra
Supporting Russia here, I don't see a point that questiong having its own thread.
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No. 40360 Kontra
>>40356
>>40359
post elsewhere then. we were having a nice little chat before you showed up
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>>40356
>>40359
You guys didn't read the thread did you?