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Hide No. 36971 [Reply]
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Let's get an Assburger thread going.
Post your Assburgers
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No. 46191
>>46187
From what scraps and pieces I'd known of Dick I thought he was a complete raging degenerate and mentally unstable though. Well I guess that does not necessarily exclude the tism.

Is substance abuse a thing among assburgers? I thought that it wasn't.
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No. 46221
>>46191
Well, I was only focusing in the weirdness in Dick's interaction with people, his work, and the visual aspects of the photo. Nothing special.
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No. 46589
that thread gaves me assburgers
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No. 46604
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Another shameless crosspost.

>>46589
It is the thread that keeps on giving.

Hide No. 42356 [Reply]
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Hello cousins
Kohlchan is down.
Let's make a KC general here.
Go go go
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No. 46550
And it's down again.
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No. 46552
Gott sei Dank
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No. 46555
>>46552
True fuck this pedo shithole.
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No. 46567
>>42356
Come home, Bernd:
https://krautchan.rip/catalog

Pedos NOT WELCOME!

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How would ernst go about invading modern day Rome?

t.future Rome invader
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No. 46543 Kontra
Modern day Rome? You just buy an airplane ticket and that's it. Gotta wait for the quarantine to be lifted though.
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No. 46544 Kontra
I would take some Elephants and use the Passo del Brennero this time
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No. 46545
>>46542
Hmmm well, if I am to successfully overtake Napoleon's goals and achievements, cleaning the clergy would have to be a wanton goal to assure futute generations their pillar of faith has had a check up.
Can't hurt can it?
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No. 46547
>>46545
Protip, if you want to overcome Napoleon's achievements, you need to understand 4th generation warfare so intuitively that you can break its rules and come out on top. Napoleon's military legacy was to redefine modern warfare, his conquests ended eventually but many of the ideas that arose under his leadership are still in active use.

In other words, spend the next decade at least doing intensive study under the best generals you can get, and then successfully alter one of the fundamental assumptions of 4gw. That's what'll get you recognised as a Napoleon, not conquests.

Hide No. 39956 [Reply]
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Let's play some Minecraft on our /int/ server:
hub.dev-urandom.eu:25565 (version: 1.15.2)

Wiki with more information: http://dev-urandom.eu/
Overview map: map.dev-urandom.eu
IRC: irc.dev-urandom.eu - channels: #chat (ingame chat), #int
Pirate-friendly client: https://tlauncher.org/en/

Basic commands:
/spawn - Teleports you to the spawn.
/home - Teleports you to your home (set with /sethome or by sleeping in a bed like a fag).
/lb tb - Provides a melonblock that can show block changes.

Don't grief and don't be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! Don't get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

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No. 46206
I remember it on KC but for some reason pirate client wasnt'ed working for me, thus I never played
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No. 46207
>>46205
>adult now
That is the most childish excuse I hear all the time. If you are an adult you decide what to do, not some stupid idea that "adults don't do that".

A legit excuse is doing responsible things like doing dishes painting houses putting your kids to bed but since you are a NEET you don't have any of those things to do. So fucking grow up and stop being such a pussy. Say "I want to play this game and I am an adult now so if I want to I can". DO IT NOW!
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No. 46242
>>46206
The link should direct you to a working one. A shame you never played.
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No. 46430
>>46207
Well I mean you didn't have to be so rude to him about it but yeah, I am an adult and not a NEET and I play vidya and eat ice cream all the damn time and I can buy and eat as much capn crunch whenever the fuck I damn well please and stay up late because guess what, I'm an adult now and I can make up all my own rules.

But don't be so harsh on him mate. Reading between the lines it probably is because as a NEET, which is where we've all been before, you get way more self conscious about wasting time and playing childish things and being a general manchild. When you're in college or working all the time you clearly don't give a fuck because those reasons.

It's all about trying to find the balance and NEETdom makes you feel incredibly unbalanced in terms of times wasted and your own internalized self concept of being a failure or like a child and so playing a game like idk Mario Cart just really pushes that point home to that terrifying furry NEET weeb whatever it was mindfuck video I saw posted many years ago in a webm thread.

Of course at the same time I guess it's just generally easier to rationalize wasting your life by claiming to yourself that some game is teaching you about history or making you better at analytical decisions or something.

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Hide No. 42577 Systemkontra [Reply]
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Old thread is kill, this is the new Radio Ernstiwan thread. I'm starting right away with the 1905 show, going live RIGHT NOW (with pre-music)

Share your musical taste and your seductive voice (no homo) with your fellow Ernsts, and help making this chan not only enojoyable for the eyes and mind, but also for the ears. As always, there are no restrictions whatsoever in what to stream. Just share what you like, every streamer has his own ideas and style, and it only makes the radio more interesting.

The radio is available here: http://radio.ernstchan.xyz:8000/

Connection data for the public stream: see pic 3. See also the beautifully crafted pic 4 and the infos on the radio page itself for additional details. Don't hesitate to ask if there's anything on your mind, there are lots of people around who have working streaming setups running and will be glad to help you out. You can see at the top of EC (below the banner) if a stream is on.

Happy listening/streaming!
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No. 46460
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:3
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I'm gonna do some early morning streaming for any Euro night owls or whatever. Going to start in the discord in 15-20 minutes. I'll start easy, and won't jump straight into monster games (if I do at all).
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No. 46465
I'm live on discord, but dunno how well it'll go. This is Australian internet and for some reason, my housemate playing Battlefield is enough to wreck everone else's upload speed.
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No. 46477
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Seems like 8:00GMT/10:00CET was a little early, literally no one there on discord :DD

Hide No. 46244 [Reply]
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Hallo Ernst,

Ich verstehe nicht wie die Wasserknappheit zunehmen kann wenn die Polkappen die ganze Zeit schmelzen.

Hast du Elfenjungen oder Studienarbeiten zu diesem Thema, vielleicht sogar selbst Wissen was weiterhelfen kann?

Ich kann mir das nur erklären durch das ganze Waser was eingelagert wird in Plastikflashcen (allein bei Aldi und Lidl ist es ja schon einiges wenn das mal bedacht wird auf den gesamten Kontinent.)

Elfenjunge der mich dazu veranlasst :

https://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/mensch/wasser-in-europa-wird-es-schon-in-grossen-mengen-geklaut-a-1a9286ff-03ce-47b4-a953-4210e2e1f43a

Grüße,

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No. 46245 Kontra
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Looks like this was intended to be on /b/.
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No. 46246 Kontra
Ich bin faul, also nur aus dem Kopf heraus und ja, eigentlich /b/.

Grundwasser/Meereswasser-Unterschied. Wasserverteilung = Wasserknappheit? Wasserverteilung hängt mit Klima zusammen, wo (Region) regnet es wann, was wiederum relevant für Grundwasser ist, welches meines Wissens nach Trinkwasser ist und eben nicht Meereswasser, auch wenn es vielleicht wirklich sowas wie Meereswasserentsalzungsanlagen gibt, ich weiß nur, dass es sie bei SimCIty3000 gab.
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No. 46247
Meerwasser =/= Trinkwasser.
Wasserknappheit ist hautsächlich ein Problem in gegenden in denen sowieso wenig Wasser zur verfügung steht, denn dort trocknen natürliche Seen und Flüsse aus auf die Menschen und Tiere angewiesen sind.

Da können noch so viele Polkappen schmelzen, ein See irgendwo in Zentralafrika hat davon wenig.
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No. 46257
>>46245

Entschuldigung, Ich werde es beim nächsten Post bedenken.

Hab ein schönes Wochenende :)

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Old video games systemkontra
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Had my first encounter with the Heart of the Spire today. It did not go very well :DD It was my first successfull Watcher run, so I have "ascended" (not sure if it counts without defeating the heart) every role one time now. Have to say every class is fun to play, they did a decent job designing this. Also with the experience from other classes I have to replay Ironclad, I wonder if that will feel different now with the experience from the other classes under the belt.

>>46068
>She died in WC2, right? Sadly, I not get far in WC2 yet.
Yeah, she did, she committed sudoku in the Heaven's Gate-mission when she crashed her fighter into a Kiltathi base, because she believed her fiancee was held captive and tortured there.
>I not get far in WC2 yet.
I also struggled a lot with WC2, I think it is considerably more difficult than WC1. The fact that I played it on PC and that the rendering sometimes stuttered didn't help either.
>and at least in edition I played added voice acting that for me changed personality of main hero

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No. 46253
>>46250
Ascension ticks off at Act 3 completion. Act 4 is an optional extra to get true ending. Do recommend going back to Ironclad too, they're super fun even if they've got a lower skill floor.
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No. 46254
I think video games would be system contra'd now? I'll create new if so
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Which is the most abundant animal species on earth? Is there any way to estimate what rank humans hold in terms of total number of individuals when compared to other animal species?
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No. 46171
>>46124
iirc most abundant metazoans are not thought to be any family of insects (or even arthropods) but rather a different group of ecdysozoans, the nematodes
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No. 46172 Kontra
>>46165
I think OP is asking about the most numerically abundant animal, not the group with greatest diversity (number of species)
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No. 46178
>>46110
Well, such thoughts still don't stop me from being sentimental because I have layers upon layers of mental gymnastics to justify an idea, discredit it, then validate it again through another means. Truly, the human mind is the most entertaining toy one could possess.
Which recently lead me to the thought that another reason why intelligence is not a virtue besides ethics/morals is that intellect is concerned purely with the computation of relationships between relationships of relationships of relatively simple things, resulting in conclusions that are not useful at all.
Kind of how for hundreds and hundreds of years, big brain IQ160 theologians spent considerable mental effort on resolving contradictions and elaborating ambiguities in the christian religion that honestly are not of any importance, value or utility at all, and amount to nothing but mental masturbation. "Bro, did Christ really die on the cross, or did he ascend before death, leaving behind an illusion? Or was it not an illusion, but a body deprived of holy spirit? Bro, what if he died but what died on the cross was not Christ himself, but his purely material aspect? Bro, what about that immaculate conception bro, how does it work?". A bunch of bullshit honestly.

It can be the case that considerable mental processing power is spent for the sake of nothing valuable at all, if intellect has no wisdom to guide it.
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No. 46209
>>46165
This is insane when you think about it.
22% beetles
1% anything with a spine.

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Thread for discussion of paleontology, paleo art, geology, etc. I have recently become interested in this topic and would like to learn more.

Oculudentavis khaungraae was described last year as an avialan dinosaur. Then the original paper was retracted when it was shown to be a lizard (following the discovery of a second specimen). But the name & description are still valid according to the ICZN. So now further work will have to cite a retracted paper. It’s unclear why the retraction occurred since incorrect phylogenetic placement is usually not met with such a severe measure. It’s possible the provenance of the fossil (from controversial Burmese amber) was a significant factor in this decision.
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No. 46120
Actually the paper was from March 2020 not 2019

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-020-2068-4
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No. 46135
Are there any other cases of iq19 birds and dinosaurs being preserved in amber?
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No. 46144
Is this an repost from krautchan.rip?

Hide No. 45491 [Reply]
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What are some good alternatives? TikTok is owned by Chinese multinationals. YT is garbage owned by Google. Just creating a new email these days often requires a phone number and it's becoming increasingly a pain in the ass to even find any kind of disposable email or fake vmail inbox to use to create accounts anywhere. Like if I wanted to host videos where am I even supposed to go? Twitch? Twitch is owned by Amazon. Is there even anything left out there that is independent, free, and/or anonymous?
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No. 45997
>>45921
>The old internet is still there. It is just not interesting to the majority of the users of the internet.

I don't care about them anyway. They'll follow what's popular once it becomes popular. I've been reaching out to people who share my personal interests, BUT with a view to opening up private channels of communication with them. It doesn't have to be about building a decentralized network per say. It's about building connections based around any and all shared interests. Start from there.
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No. 46004
>>45997
> shared interest
Exactly. And for that "mainstream" is good enough for about 100% of the population. There is no point in trying something else.
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No. 46012
>>45927
There's also forums, though they're a dying breed. The current net's social credit system doesn't let them hold any meaningful value.
I guess chat services and discord exist but those are usually attached to some larger mainstream community.
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No. 46056
>>46012
I kind of suspect that these are the sorts of conversations people were having when the bbs boards snd culture were dying and AOL chatrooms were taking over. I like to think that in a very real sense chans became their successors and we are simply in another transitional period. The problem, of course, is that most things of which I am aware are corporate like Discord, reddit, Twitch etc and worse are all datafarms, but that doesn't mean there isn't going to ever be a successor ever again.