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No. 47598
60 kB, 550 × 608
Third thread, here's the previous two

>>41286
>>28434

I've about 70,000 named files on my imageboards / random internet hard drive which has files going back as far as 1999, search for One or Two words and I'll post the results

Also, I've about 200,000 in total so random numbers may also yield results
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No. 47611
three
third
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No. 47615
3,8 MB, 640 × 360, 0:33
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118 kB, 750 × 651
772 kB, 400 × 400, 0:07
>>47611
>three
34 hits
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No. 47616
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190 kB, 471 × 750
369 kB, 1280 × 1843
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>>47611
>third
10 hits
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No. 47620
59 kB, 765 × 276
>>47616
>third
basically "third world" and "third reich"
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No. 47623
8,5 MB, 640 × 360, 1:45
14,4 MB, 640 × 360, 2:21
2,4 MB, 640 × 362, 0:10
3,4 MB, 600 × 338, 1:10
>>47616
I for one will have you know that Poland is the best, greatest, richest, and most advanced of countries in Europe blessed by the Almighty Himself to stave off both the Nazis, the Islamists, and, God willing, neoliberal Capitalism while producing among the greatest videogames ever known. There is not truly a limit to the greatness that is the Papal People's Republic of Poland, who shall survive long after even Ireland has fallen to the secular materialist hordes and makers of triple A shitfests under Paradactivision, an Electronic Arts company. Here have some random webms because my useless phone apparently deleted the one I was looking forI fucking hate proprietary modern tech so goddamn much I want all these tech companies destroyed and Silicon Valley firebombed by a Polish god
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No. 47631
mutt
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No. 47633
Spurdo
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No. 47637
2,9 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:15
146 kB, 680 × 681
632 kB, 1230 × 1358
155 kB, 500 × 842
>>47631
>mutt
9 hits
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No. 47638
2,6 MB, 800 × 600, 0:30
571 kB, 2056 × 2192
100 kB, 537 × 532
188 kB, 1427 × 806
>>47633
>Spurdo
34 hits
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No. 47641
5 kB, 512 × 512
>>47638
>spurdo drive.webm
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No. 47642
faceapp
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No. 47643
Feet

>>47638
Only 34? Pathetic
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No. 47653
39 kB, 624 × 624
285 kB, 1280 × 1280
387 kB, 1280 × 1280
225 kB, 1280 × 1280
>>47642
>faceapp
just 6 hits
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No. 47654
8,2 MB, 640 × 360, 1:19
2,9 MB, 960 × 540, 0:23
8,8 MB, 680 × 720, 0:35
77 kB, 576 × 1024
>>47643
>Feet
17 hits

>Only 34? Pathetic
I don't really care for collecting shitty forced memes from yilauta. Spurdo and all those things are on the same level as Apu and frogposting imo
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No. 47680
psychedelic
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No. 47681
>>47654
I know that you are even older than I am so you're probably even more used to it but the day is coming when these damn kids are going to see apu and spurdoposting as being some kind of hoary old meme and not even be aware it's from ylitards shitposting the fuck out of other boards like the cancer it was on KC. I'm not sure why Mandalore uses it though I kind of suspect he is/was one of us.
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No. 47800
Phobia.
Fear.
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No. 47806
2,4 MB, 640 × 360, 0:28
461 kB, 976 × 694
511 kB, 603 × 643
52 kB, 598 × 349
>>47680
nothing
>>47681
They're all just variants of 4chan's frog posting, yet 4kohlers and late-stage KC acted like it's a cornerstone of their identity because it's slightly different than 4chan's frog and made by the local Finns
>Phobia
nothing
>Fear
9 hits
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No. 47815
186 kB, 500 × 780
>>47806
I do find it kind of funny that those NPCs actually have an ongoing slogan "the left can't meme" when I haven't seen a single thing they haven't ripped off from someone else and regurgitated ad nauseum, including calling people NPCs ironically. The sole exception which I think started there was la creatura that I personally think is funny as shit although I've seen screencaps of a lot of posts of them getting butthurt at it like
>this is clearly a psyop meant to demoralize us. It looks like it was created by some kind of a committee.
which only makes it funnier.
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No. 47845
Nice.
Kind.
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No. 47851
256 kB, 264 × 480, 0:07
936 kB, 1520 × 2688
48 kB, 720 × 717
40 kB, 582 × 582
>>47845
>Nice
65 hits
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No. 47852
297 kB, 750 × 1000
31 kB, 393 × 450
110 kB, 474 × 436
2,5 MB, 440 × 800, 0:48
>>47845
>Nice
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No. 47853
1,0 MB, 480 × 360, 0:17
45 kB, 541 × 505
686 kB, 198 × 360, 0:17
82 kB, 600 × 573
>>47845
>Kind
9 hits
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No. 47854
>kurds
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No. 47871
270 kB, 491 × 550
4,0 MB, 309 × 298, 0:07
5,2 MB, 720 × 1280, 0:40
1,5 MB, 1608 × 1200
>>47854
>kurd
9 hits

Some were real gory like beheadings and shit so I left them out
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No. 47881
>>47871
Yknow even knowing now the final outcome and how a certain PoS totally abandoned the Kurds yet again just like the PoS Herbert Walker used them and then betrayed them, a part of me still really wishes I had simply gone along with what I wanted to do in 2014, 2015 which was get enough money together to get to Kurdistan and buy an AK or Dragunov or something and fight on the side of the Kurds. I think that it was a colossal mistake and a deep pockmark shame of mine to have stayed here in this country instead. I don't even care if I'd gotten shot. Staying here in this country instead of joining to fight for them and living in Kurdistan was a colossal mistake. I don't even have a single thing in the years since then to say "well this is the good reason I stayed this is a good reason to live for this."
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No. 47883
>>47881
>fly across the world and fight for / against random sand people
the most American thing I've read today
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No. 47884
2,9 MB, 291 × 300, 0:06
>>47881
>I don't even care if I'd gotten shot.
I dunno why everybody says this as a qualifier for why they want to do this kind of shit. If it were my militia, you'd be on the first flight home because that mindset says two things to me. First is that you're not invested in the cause, since you're apparently not too invested in your own life. Second, you're a liability on the battlefield. If you really give so few shits, then when it bites you in the arse, it's someone else who has to drag you out of the fire.

Tbh, if the best reasons you've got are a dislike for American politics and some weird martyr fantasy, then you really should stay home. You'd not be fighting for those things over there unless you were going full ISIS incel.
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No. 47886
>>47884
You're very much missing the meaning behind that wording. It's funny you say that because I actually decided not to go partly because I'd also concluded I'd be a potential liability on the battlefield from a combination of not knowing the language, not knowing the terrain, and not having any real military training, thus being the guy like "why the fuck is this guy even here." At least the other Americans who went there were actual mil guys many of whom fought in the region so they actually understood it and could contribute. Do you really think I'd not be aware of my own negative impact on unit cohesion and being That Guy you'd have to drag out of some stupid shit? So I'd show up and be more clueless than I'd ever been, and asking for military training and language lessons. Oh great. That guy. Just try to keep him behind so he doesn't get shot or cause problems and drag the whole unit to a halt. this was honestly one of the most brilliant things about VC tactics fighting us

The point behind that isn't trying to get shot of course I'd be scared and not want to die, nor clearly get wounded and become a liability. Meaning, there's also these dumb motherfuckers who want glory or to latch onto a cause or something. My worry was well I could die like an idiot, but I thought and was like well maybe it would be worth it to risk my life in Kurdistan.

Instead I risked nothing, gained nothing, and stayed here to be surrounded by coofers years later with nothing of significance to show for it. It says more about me clearly but I was just musing out loud about something I hadn't thought about in a couple years and realized just now. It's all the more amusing to me given my present circumstances.
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No. 47889
>>47886
> Do you really think I'd not be aware of my own negative impact
I dunno, where I'm from, if you were seriously considering going to fight in a war you had no personal stake in, it raises some eyebrows, whether you went through on it or not (there's a reason we've never had the support to enact conscription). Maybe that doesn't exist on the burgerstan, culture of the imperialist and not the colony and all that.
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No. 47891
>>47889
> Maybe that doesn't exist on the burgerstan,
That is correct. Going off to fight some damn fool war especially some other damn fool's war is an important part of my cultural heritage and I hereby demand it be respected.as an Aussie you would actually know this :--DDDD
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No. 47894
>>47891
Fun fact, the UK retained a degree legislative authority in Australia until 1986. The draggenings were by the figurative ear :-DDDD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_Act_1986

On a semi-related note, we've currently got a big investigation into war crimes in A-stan right now with our special forces (classy stuff like executing prisoners because they couldn't fit on the helicopter, or because they were walking too slow or something). There's been some really burgerboo-tier stuff like them waving confederate flags and shit too. Maximum cringe, hope they hang.
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No. 48065
>britball
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No. 48070
918 kB, 480 × 848, 0:16
3,6 MB, 700 × 394, 0:33
3,4 MB, 854 × 480, 0:30
>>48065
>britball
nothing so I retried
>britb
and there was 25 results for that
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No. 48072
835 kB, 710 × 1080, 0:08
>>48070
Good thing they voted leave
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No. 48073
126 kB, 720 × 960
100 kB, 584 × 479
131 kB, 1024 × 683
64 kB, 480 × 621
>>48072
>oi luv get ur kackies off and give me some o' baby batter innit
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No. 48076
207 kB, 600 × 900
>>48070
Brings a tear to my eye.
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No. 48082
>>48073
1st is kind of cute.
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No. 48092
>>48070
What event was the molotov cocktail one about?
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No. 48096
5,5 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:24
1,2 MB, 640 × 360, 0:10
6,8 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:26
3,9 MB, 854 × 480, 0:24
>>48092
No idea, here's a few more
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No. 48101
1,5 MB, 212 × 320, 0:21
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No. 48121
Germans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvB0MJWfwGw
I do not understand what is the deal with the Germans
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No. 48125
122 kB, 750 × 937
3,9 MB, 568 × 320, 1:22
391 kB, 819 × 1024
10 kB, 200 × 236
>>48121
>German
530 hits
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No. 48126
109 kB, 524 × 604
35 kB, 461 × 597
60 kB, 576 × 471
1,6 MB, 720 × 404, 0:15
>>48121
>German
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No. 48213
336 kB, 447 × 485
107 kB, 564 × 460
139 kB, 629 × 764
40 kB, 340 × 470
>>48125
>German
A transcription of the caption would be nice thxverymuch

>>48121
what was curious was the 1st veredict
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No. 48214
18 kB, 476 × 341
22 kB, 478 × 354
44 kB, 720 × 480
156 kB, 1000 × 806
>>48121
Do you know Dolcett? The Dolcett fan club had ppl that had that fantasies. Dunno if they ended up having the guts to do so.
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No. 48215
245 kB, 1600 × 1200
76 kB, 800 × 509
771 kB, 705 × 599
175 kB, 500 × 921
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No. 48572
Since it's Thanksgiving, let's search for:

Thank.
Give.
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No. 48573
18 kB, 597 × 367
247 kB, 400 × 400
136 kB, 757 × 754
78 kB, 400 × 397
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No. 48574
426 kB, 2620 × 1781
923 kB, 432 × 243, 0:04
2,8 MB, 270 × 480, 0:21
242 kB, 1280 × 720
>>48572
>Thank
31 hits
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No. 48575
341 kB, 1967 × 1564
4,0 MB, 640 × 360, 0:59
131 kB, 614 × 1188
71 kB, 960 × 960
>>48572
>Thank
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No. 48576
624 kB, 3110 × 2595
236 kB, 1024 × 682
109 kB, 524 × 604
3,3 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:32
>>48572
>Give
45 hits
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No. 48577 Kontra
19 kB, 1021 × 149
>>48575
>thanks kanye

Made me chuckle
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No. 48580
>>48575
You have to understand the thing about the Jews is that they're themselves a minority and bunch of refugees in every country, and that contrary to the great myth of "America saving the Jews in WWII" we literally turned ships back to occupied Europe that were filled with Jewish refugees. There's a similar mindset with the Mormons who are also very pro immigrant.
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No. 48587
39 kB, 300 × 300
>>47598
Dutch
Netherlands
And Amsterdam

If you may OP
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No. 48589
38 kB, 602 × 483
270 kB, 1200 × 1200
1,2 MB, 705 × 782
51 kB, 375 × 500
>>48587
>Dutch
34 hits
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No. 48590
1,9 MB, 400 × 272, 0:26
19 kB, 485 × 333
456 kB, 610 × 419
16 kB, 965 × 99
>>48587
>Netherlands
6 hits
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No. 48591
2,0 MB, 2560 × 2304
>>48587
>Amsterdam
just 1
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No. 48607
>>48591
I got an old HDD full of old KC shit, but i don't wanna take over your thread.
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No. 48770
>>48607
I've often felt the same way. I have literally tens of thousands of old KC and other pics laying about but it will first of all take me a lot of effort and secondly start to become a cuntish thread hijack if I started dumping all of them, and lastly it doesn't really matter because the vast majority are unlabelled. Although come to think of it if I could get fully laid off this winter a pandemic is literally the kind of international disaster that I'd been waiting for to finally give me time to start organizing all my random junk folders. I probably haven't done that since like 2007 and I bet I have pics from then too. I probably even have a few KC pics from back before we got countryballs and were still called Anonymous not Bernd (also doubtlessly unlabelled).
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No. 48817
155 kB, 500 × 741
312 kB, 1000 × 1145
149 kB, 830 × 519
66 kB, 540 × 720
>>48607
I don't mind
>>48770
a vast majority of my stuff prior to 2013 or thereabouts is unlabelled also. Sometimes I'll go back and label stuff but there's just so much there that it's too much work.

Here's some random pictures from 2010 (although they're probably actually older than that)
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No. 48846
>>47598
Swiss
Switzerland
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No. 48849
>>48817
>hipster Hitler
I feel ancient.
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No. 48850
208 kB, 900 × 712
>>48849
This shit makes me want to leave the internet. I can't keep up with it all and feel so out of touch, especially with the "memes" and shit they have now. Fuck this.
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No. 48852
42 kB, 624 × 351
>>48850
Some of what offended you seemed pretty retarded though. The problem is the layers of metastasized cancer on top of other cancers that is 4kanker somehow went from deliberately trolling others like attention whores and the easily offended, to themselves being nonstop assblasted in an echo chamber of their own outrage porn, effectively being the very people we'd normally troll the shit out of. That includes them spamming our now effectively dead meme of some guy with his mouth hanging open because it butthurts them for some reason. Personally idgaf because I agree the internet as a whole is cancerous but these guys are still all whores and some of the biggest whores out there are people they tend to like such as pewdiepie, an entire gen of youtube personalities I loathed from the very beginning. Nevertheless a lot of the tech videos are pretty great to watch. If anything it just becomes a reflection of what's wrong with our neoliberal societies as a whole, probably most acutely felt in the anglosphere. The pandemic has definitely shifted my perspective a lot and radicalized me. Society should never be allowed to be run by businessmen or companies, period. They should always be relegated to some inferior role in society. On a fundamental level all that is loathesome comes from the enshrinement of mammon worship as the sole core value of Western society, and everything else is merely pretense.
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No. 48855
100 kB, 1308 × 386
129 kB, 682 × 909
45 kB, 770 × 384
50 kB, 468 × 635
>>48846
>Swiss
24 hits
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No. 48856
9,6 MB, 640 × 360, 3:12
284 kB, 1499 × 750
868 kB, 2447 × 2121
2,6 MB, 642 × 800, 0:15
>>48846
>Switzerland
8 hits
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No. 48858
brain
mouth
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No. 48921
4,6 MB, 1780 × 2719
3,2 MB, 320 × 240, 3:03
4,0 MB, 640 × 352, 0:36
40 kB, 518 × 406
>>48850
I know those feels

>>48858
>brain
48 hits
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No. 48922
200 kB, 960 × 720
71 kB, 843 × 600
49 kB, 400 × 385
5,6 MB, 480 × 360, 1:38
>>48858
>brain
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No. 48923
34 kB, 640 × 480
721 kB, 640 × 360, 0:16
73 kB, 800 × 533
2,1 MB, 976 × 462, 0:26
>>48858
>mout13 hits
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No. 48924
ernst
dog
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No. 48925
Are those the original names or did you change the name and categorize the files each individually by hand?
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No. 48928
145 kB, 960 × 713
80 kB, 500 × 571
100 kB, 642 × 538
61 kB, 1214 × 283
>>48924
>ernst
20 hits, most of it just mocking of the old EC
>>48925
Some were saved with file names intact, some were named upon saving and some are just ancient and I dunno where they came from
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No. 48929
>>48928
Did you save all those files over the time by hand or did you just wget whole threads most of the time? Do you save also nowadays?
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No. 48930
160 kB, 1242 × 1241
2,0 MB, 360 × 450, 0:32
183 kB, 1080 × 1080
248 kB, 2048 × 1365
>>48925
>dog
288
>>48929
Yea over 16? years of imageboards
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No. 48933
16 kB, 304 × 22
31 kB, 700 × 400
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No. 48934
Yulia
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No. 48935
Yoba
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No. 48938
34 kB, 578 × 600
1,6 MB, 202 × 358, 0:17
11 kB, 200 × 200
124 kB, 700 × 525
>>48933
An EC veteran!
>>48934
>Yulia
it's all Yulia Nova
>>48935
>Yoba
43 hits
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No. 48948
Sean
Kuzu
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No. 48961
Autismcube
Sinaloa
Nordamerikano
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No. 48965
>cigarette
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No. 48968
Vape
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No. 48969
173 kB, 1266 × 806
42 kB, 374 × 604
256 kB, 1236 × 1600
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No. 49028
one
two
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No. 49029
1,7 MB, 1024 × 576, 0:23
3,4 MB, 640 × 360, 1:47
32 kB, 328 × 500
3,9 MB, 500 × 280, 1:24
>>49028
>one
90 hits
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No. 49030
817 kB, 1920 × 1613
39 kB, 600 × 500
117 kB, 607 × 520
2,8 MB, 640 × 360, 0:31
>>49028
>one
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No. 49031
162 kB, 720 × 561
1,2 MB, 720 × 404, 0:15
229 kB, 360 × 360, 0:08
71 kB, 1332 × 216
>>49028
>two
47 hits
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No. 49032
135 kB, 1045 × 800
1,9 MB, 900 × 506, 0:35
99 kB, 647 × 430
31 kB, 480 × 567
>>49028
>two
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No. 49035
coke
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No. 49042
1,4 MB, 224 × 400, 0:11
1,1 MB, 202 × 360, 0:18
26 kB, 400 × 300
>>49035
>coke
just 3
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No. 49044
Nigger
Russian
Tit
Funny
Ylyl
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No. 49070
chan
russia
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No. 49083
210 kB, 924 × 3310
5 kB, 224 × 225
200 kB, 1024 × 1545
1,6 MB, 792 × 456, 0:14
>>49070
>chan
91 hits
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No. 49084
11,5 MB, 368 × 360, 2:19
47 kB, 600 × 587
62 kB, 604 × 551
4,5 MB, 480 × 320, 1:43
>>49070
>Russia
749 hits
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No. 49086
justice
poland
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No. 49094 Kontra
25 kB, 853 × 480
>>49084
>russian matrix
Fucking brilliant!
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No. 49105
>>49084
I've seen that so many times but I only just realized that somehow Russia feels less real and just plastic and soulless by the time it reaches mid 80s right before he turns into Russian Federation. Did Russia actually lose its soul in the early 1980s and not the 1990s and 2000s?
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No. 49106
>>49105
It lost its soul with brezhnev. Anyone with half a brain knows this
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No. 49107
>>49106
It lost its soul in the October Revolution.
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No. 49108 Kontra
>>49107
t. Tsar
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No. 49109
>>49108
No, I'm not a Tsarist and I don't mean my statement in a political way. The political system doesn't matter so much, but rather tradition and culture, if we talk about the soul of a people. The Soviets created their own culture neglecting Russian traditions, that's why their soul was lost.
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No. 49115
>>49109
Well, this whole soul of a people thing is rather silly mysticism in the end anyway.
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No. 49121
>>49109
No I mean it seems like they had discovered a soul in 1917, and that prior to that it was just shittiness, poverty, and wars. One could argue it was the same after but the overall shittiness and poverty practically vanished in the ensuing decades compared to serfdom, but somehow while having soul. I'm really more talking about the video though but it did make me think about how Russia in general might've been, and wondering whether the problems didn't start after USSR collapsed but the decade before it collapsed.
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No. 49126
>>49109
That’s also completely false. Most of the people in Russia were freed serf and were seen by the elites as such. They were so miserable that being nostalgic of their art of life is sadist. And if you are talking about art, the movies and books after the revolution follow the Russian soul or tradition pretty well. I believe you when you say you are not a tsarist, but don’t think communism destroys culture.

I like this little song translated from Russian:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_zzTsxMxLQw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7groomUEzzw&t=29s
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No. 49128
>>47598
anime
cheese
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No. 49256
118 kB, 635 × 684
658 kB, 1125 × 1168
467 kB, 709 × 578
172 kB, 736 × 1024
>>49086
>justice
36 hits
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No. 49257
163 kB, 646 × 762
235 kB, 1253 × 771
126 kB, 771 × 1200
1,5 MB, 1512 × 1410
>>49086
>justice
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No. 49258
70 kB, 500 × 389
3,2 MB, 490 × 360, 1:16
186 kB, 1079 × 1884
92 kB, 940 × 635
>>49086
>poland
119 hits
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No. 49261
164 kB, 978 × 1200
3,7 MB, 427 × 240, 1:15
83 kB, 1024 × 594
58 kB, 562 × 720
>>49128
>anime
73 hits
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No. 49262
1,2 MB, 480 × 480, 0:07
1,3 MB, 360 × 240, 0:03
2,4 MB, 640 × 360, 0:50
2,1 MB, 720 × 404, 0:10
>>49128
>cheese
8 hits
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No. 49358
trap
LSD

108
a7
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No. 49360
5,5 MB, 960 × 1696, 0:11
2,0 MB, 1920 × 1080, 0:09
518 kB, 512 × 640, 0:07
219 kB, 1696 × 1336
>>49358
>trap
20 hits
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No. 49361
9,0 MB, 1280 × 720, 1:32
>>49358
>LSD
just the 1 hit
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No. 49362
224 kB, 2048 × 1365
218 kB, 1600 × 1200
1,1 MB, 900 × 500, 0:10
40 kB, 611 × 767
>>49358
>108
177 hits
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No. 49374
Game
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No. 49377
18 kB, 600 × 550
1,6 MB, 300 × 300, 0:06
40 kB, 960 × 540
2,5 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:15
>>49374
>Game
204 hits
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No. 49378
2,3 MB, 640 × 360, 1:35
2,3 MB, 640 × 360, 0:31
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15,9 MB, 1280 × 720, 1:50
>>49374
>Game
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No. 49379
8,6 MB, 1280 × 720, 1:30
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4,0 MB, 640 × 480, 1:10
359 kB, 486 × 578
>>49374
>Game
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No. 49444
eye
ear
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No. 49445
Cock
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No. 49446 Kontra
>>49379
What's happening in the third one? Is that real?
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No. 49448
89 kB, 540 × 675
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2,6 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:08
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No. 49449
579 kB, 3072 × 2048
128 kB, 2832 × 996
1,6 MB, 640 × 360, 0:20
8 kB, 464 × 464
>>49444
>ear
71 hits but it's mostly 'earth'
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No. 49450
304 kB, 180 × 320, 0:08
213 kB, 685 × 474
345 kB, 360 × 360, 0:07
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>>49445
>Cock
35 hits
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No. 49453
Twst
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No. 49456
>>49446
It's part of why there are very valid reasons for shit like BLM and defund the police movements, and yes, shit like that happening and the cops getting away with it is pretty typical. One of my favorite news article headlines for pretty much summing up the Cop Question in this country
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/police-officer-kills-woman-dog-barking-arlington-texas-a9036606.html
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No. 49578
alien
israel
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No. 49580
>>49456
Suicide by retard
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No. 49582
3,9 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:27
7,7 MB, 1600 × 900, 0:17
277 kB, 1348 × 1086
253 kB, 1800 × 873
>>49578
>alien
53 hits
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No. 49583
79 kB, 540 × 509
251 kB, 678 × 856
9,1 MB, 640 × 360, 1:49
5,7 MB, 480 × 270, 2:23
>>49578
>alien
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No. 49584
54 kB, 432 × 768
78 kB, 960 × 685
80 kB, 362 × 520
150 kB, 829 × 960
>>49578
>israel
70 hits
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No. 49585
1,2 MB, 640 × 640, 0:09
127 kB, 648 × 730
53 kB, 517 × 571
169 kB, 1197 × 797
>>49578
>israel
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No. 49591
143 kB, 700 × 700
>>49582
3rd pic is why I find all these fucking trekkie tier retards unspeakably retarded in trying to send out HELLO WORLD first internets post tier messages into the cosmos, dampened only by the fact it is also painfully obvious to anyone not 100IQ that between decay of the radiowaves to undetectable faintness, length of time to travel (although it certainly could whisper to anything in a hundred lightyears, this being more an issue with Voyager), and the obviousness that our very particular tech would never get decoded anytime soon likely saves us from detection. Any advanced species would likely hear this signal, requiring specific hardware to decode the data, followed by needing xenolinguists to decode what is even being said from small data fragments, the type of thing that would become myth and legend within some xeno NSA that no cryptographer of any sort could crack it. I am thankful for that.

Voyager is a lot dumber though technically speaking, which is moving at such a slow rate first of all it would be like trying to find a single mold spore carried on the wind with your nakrd eye, but second of all it it did somehow reach something intelligent before being destroyed by micrometeorites or something that we would be long extinct.

As a brief aside, it irritates me to no end when channels like kurzgesasgt try to talk about "we could, if we're still around, colonize red dwarfs after all the other stars burned out" or "but don't worry, by the time this happens and the sun becomes a super giant our human descendents likely will have found a way to colonize other planets" like what the absolute fuck, why are even the non-tile painters of my species so incurably retarded? Are they lying on purpose to manipulate human emotions or some emotive purpose of which I'm unaware? Because they say things like that on timescales of literally billions of years if not trillions of years, with even a hint of possibility anything resembling us would even exist clearly having zero basis in reality. It's like listening to weapon of mass destruction producing, climate wrecking, gene editing, short sighted dinosaurs start talking about what dinosaurs are going to be up to three hundred million years from then. But then again I also do not fully understand fear of death the way fedoras interested in cryogrenics seem to think it.

Regardless all this is painfully stupid stuff to me. I don't understand why anyone would want to go into the universe to "make friends." Maybe humans domesticated themselves into being like dogs without the endearing qualities. That Israeli had a clear understanding of reality. He may have been speaking from the context of first a Jew and then as an Israeli, where the universe would seem hostile and existentially threatening on all sides in a way it's not for others, but it's a lucid appraisal.

I suppose we could face that decision of, we can try to take one of two pathways, the first being so very heavily armed that we are a terrifying existential threat to everything, and can blot out whole stellar clusters at a time, the second being to approach the universe utterly unarmed, and I am not sure which is more terrifying. The middle of the road approach, of trying not to come across as hostile or threatening but still carrying that massive stick while speaking softly, still runs against the problem of either hostile or logical survivalist aliums, and that there's always someone bigger than you no matter how badass you think you are.

There are of course a great many presumptions, the one being we would even have the means to detect and identify a communication from species so advanced in that tiny sliver of the night sky we actually look at, and the second being that all life is much like earth life. I'd think it just as likely that it is very much like earth life, just not in the sense some austistic Israeli or a poltard might see it, which is a hyper socialized and symbiotic web, because Social Darwinists also are amazingly stupid and seldom seem to get how evolution here works.

I have still thought that a system of constant concealment seems the most likely approach any intelligent species would take with any other species, not to mention trying to not contaminate yourself (or them, on the offchance you cared) because the cross contamination of microorganisms would be immediate and total destruction of one or the other if not both. We'd naturally be utterly immune to space AIDS or anything like a virus, but any fungi or bacteria would be like hitting not just our species but our whole biosphere with smallpox blankets and we'd be the Indians. I also found out yesterday smallpox is airborne not just spread by fomites as I'd thought, and it has a prodromal phase of like 12 days not just several to a week, which is utterly fucking terrifying and thus clues me in on why the contagion routinely took down empires. Unmodified smallpox is the perfect anti-monkeigh bioweapon. A day will come when some variant of something like a new monkeypox hits us. Thank god for Covid. This brutally forced us to develop a plan for when that once every 500 year pandemic finally comes. But at the same time there is that broader sense that firstly the distances are too vast for anything to actually care about each other until some actual interstellar travel is invented or some tech that makes a species into a dangerous nuisance like ejecting mass their way, and secondly across a vast ocean of timescales.
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No. 49592 Kontra
63 kB, 512 × 512
871 kB, 720 × 754
1,6 MB, 1024 × 1008
81 kB, 902 × 1024
We had at most 200,000 years of proto humans. Of that we had agriculture for like 12,000. Of that we have had what would be considered a truly "technological" society for a couple hundred years. Given those settis, out of hundreds of millions of years of life, not even taking into account GRBs and all manner of biosphere killers like multiple ones that already hit us including one particular asteroid impact among numerous extinction events in our history (spookier in context of that post), it is wildly unlikely we would have intelligent life at the exact same time as another civilization anywhere within 50-100LY. It may not be a giant sphere of deadspace and darkness in all directions, but it will feel like it.

As a final thought, anything out beyond that radius gets more and more into the territory of a species who could've already arose and died out before their first signals reached us. It's funnier to think position of stars shift across the MilkyWay like soap suds spiralling the drain after you shower so any stellar map coordinates won't be super useful for long across eons, but even if an advanced civilization existed in the galaxy right now somewhere far away we'd never know about it. Why? Because even if you engage in wanton FTL fantasy wanker like I sometimes do you will notice that the one thing about it is, all of those signals are still just going to be coming at us at light speed.
Which means any information a thousand lightyears away will take literally a thousand years to reach us.
Which means any message we sent back will take us another thousand years to reach them.
Which means by the time their planet even got our HELLO MY FRIEND answer to whether they're alone out there there's a pretty good chance their civilization will already have collapsed and if they're not extinct from slamming into their own technologically induced great filter, that their dark ages may no longer have the minds and equipment to man anything for the reply. They just may miss the call entirely, unless an armada shows up, or unforseen laws of physics bending tech is possible.

Nobody is ever going to come to save us. We're totally on our own even if we weren't alone. I don't know if this is a latent psychological engram from childhood towards human parents, and religion merely the artifact of it, or that this drive to the stars is the fedora expression of religiosity, but it disappoints the emprah regardless that some people act like aliens are somehow going to swoop in and fix our problems for us, or care enough to even bother with exterminating us which is likely too much effort. It's more likely than anything that we're simply not important to them and not worth the bother of contacting neither the resources expended in exterminating.

Of course that one final thought, is that all such efforts would simply be like Von Neuman probes, which would be launched at any planet whose atmosphere, geologics etc match certain criteria because we'd be shooting in the blind otherwise; we should likewise focus our efforts first on any plant with spectroscopy matching ours, and secondly figuring out what other not-earthlife is possible for example environs of liquid methane or hot melted silicate worlds as a much lower priority. Xenobiology would be one of the most exciting, useful, and terrifying finds in our collective history, and we should look for that, regardless whatever damn fool goal people have of meeting intelligent alien life when they can't even be arsed to go and meet our own with dolphins, elaphants, cephalopods etc.
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No. 49595
298 kB, 1200 × 1063
46 kB, 720 × 487
5,6 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:43
13,0 MB, 1280 × 720, 1:19
>>49591
Dude, stop buying into NWO fear porn. Watch this instead and imagine how the mainstream "hologram" would be shattered if only 1% were true:

>The Cosmic Secret | David Wilcock | Full Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIpwuizzFQ

>As many as six billion Earth-like planets in our galaxy, according to new estimates.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/06/200616100831.htm

Imagine how far advanced a planet's technology must be if it started developing just 1000 years before us. And it is unlikely that we are the only ones ... 6 billion ... just in our galaxy ... two trillion galaxies (wiki) ... if they wanted to they could have killed us already.

Look how Obama is approving with his body language and saying the truth as a joke.
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No. 49596
>>49592
>...it is wildly unlikely we would have intelligent life at the exact same time as another civilization anywhere within 50-100LY.
I disagree here. You are viewing this from a solely human point of view. The universe is really vast, and if civilization actually exist, why do you think would they evolve exactly like humans? Or be ANYTHING alike? This is also a huge problem I have with scifi depiction of alien races, because it's usually "humans with tentacles" or "humans with weird foreheads" or "basically force of nature unless they get a cold". But as a human, am I even ABLE to write a non-human intelligent species? Or say with fantasy, DnD orcs, that some people now equate with niggers - why would they do that? Orcs are inherently evil and that is an important point, because they developed along other intelligent races and while communication by words might be possible, how could you enter their mind? If I could talk to my dog, do you think I could use the same reasoning and logic I would with humans? Or with my cat, does my cat even care about me at all? I mean, if you look at the far east, bugpeople are so different from us, yet they are still humans and thus bleed red, laugh, have sex, and make music, so there is at least a base for understanding despite these wildly different cultures. However, another SPECIES, that might have two hearts or be able to regrow limbs or doesn't have a sense for music at all, how would you get along with that?
What I mean is that MAYBE there are civilizations out there that we just have no connection to at all, and even if we did, they would be so ALIEN that we couldn't necessarily understand their ways.
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No. 49602
95 kB, 500 × 381
>>49595
It is the logical obviousness of the state of things through a series of extrapolations, as opposed to guys like you who are complete damn fools. Oh god I just realized this is probably exactly the same complete fucking moron who thinks masks shouldn't be worn in a pandemic, and as such I can at least congratulate you for your consistency in error. Far too many people allow themselves the indulgence of being correct about at least something, and thereby lead others astray through their own internal inconsistencies and contradictions.

This is not meant for you, because I know you're driven by your emotions and thus the truth would be irrelevant to you if your mind could be changed, but anyone of open mindedness and weaker will who would somehow take any of that as "evidence" here is how it works:

First of all US Presidents are given the highest levels of security clearances and before returning to civilian life maintain both nondisclosure of classified intelligence as well as afaik some level of access to intelligence after they leave office. Talking about classified material is a breach of NDAs they sign, revocation of security clearances afaik can be maintained out of office as a civilian advisor, and possible severe civil penalties. Asking about any number of things can and does get this "I can't talk about that" response. The reason is places like Area 51 were classified USAF testing areas. This is where things like the SR71, B-2, and F117 were all tested, hence people ascribing to "UFOs" those triangular wingframes and lights decades ago, because they were classified stealth aircraft. A UFO is just an unknown aerial object, typically a designation for phenomena that is later identified as either foreign adversary classified missile and aerial weapon/reconnaissance systems.

>that guy from the skunkworks
Yeah, which you'll notice says nothing about ayys. He's criticizing the military industrial complex. Had we put a tenth the amount of money we waste into space things we'd literally have a permanent moonbase right now. We literally have the technology presently to construct permanent installations there. It costs something like the budget surplus of Germany to do it, like 10-20 billion spread out over a decade. We do not, because it's not profitable for TPTB and our oligarchs and serves no interest to the major corporations or warlords of earth.

>but muh tech
Literally the very first fucking thing we'd have reverse engineered if aliens ever crashed here would be their propulsion systems and vehicles and that includes the physics defying manuevers retards like to claim "proves" aliens are really here. Note--here. Because the same people engage in sophistry as routine while claiming things like "the universe is so big" yeah no one disputes that there likely is intelligent life somewhere out there, the problem being as I already stated that it's likely not an advanced civilization anywhere near us which again means it would take possibly thousands of years simply for detection equipment on either side, ours or theirs, to so much become aware of the other, and that's with the optimistic trekkie fantasy with the more realistic one being that anything that passed enough great filters to have star faring civilization existing at the same time I type this is nowhere near us if there even is one in this galaxy itself. The same argument about the immensity space being for these types of civilizations existing is literally the same argument as to why it is so unlikely we will meet them within the next couple thousand years, because simply passing to the closest galaxy--Andromeda--would leave an intelligent Tyrannosaurs Rex still driftng in space if he'd left before the comet hit while going at just barely less than 1C speeds. Likewise, simply our local galaxy cluster is physically impossible to get to, and anything outside of that is literally irrelevant. Had an entire galaxy been colonized by Type4 civs on the ass end of the universe we'd never know they exist, and if we did, we'd not likely see a signal for untold millions of years and by the time a signal got here what we saw would be billions of years in the past.

The problem is, in a nutshell, that humans are notoriously bad at scale, particularly the much lower IQ ones. This makes even hard scifi routinely frustrating for me to deal with, and ironically softer scifi easier because you can handwave and ignore the fact it's got no basis in reality, like the ending of Interstellar.

>but muh classfified alien teeecccchh
Does. Not. Exist. If it did like I said first thing we would have is aircraft systems, and the fact we even still keep using that complete piece of shit death trap as the Osprey for VTOL is testimony to this fact. Moreover we'd likely not even be using chemical based propellants to begin with to operate these things, or still be fucking around with shit like SpaceX rockets. We do not use antigrav or whatever alien tech on those because it literally does not exist.
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No. 49603 Kontra
Which all goes right back to exactly what I said before which is that the people believing in it have an emotional need to believe, because they think themselves "too mature" or "logical" for organized religion, yet seemingly require the same emotional needs as believing in religion, and projection of childhood psychological development stasis outward of needing a Big Daddy figure to come and rescue them. Nobody is rescuing us. There is no all powerful alien civilization coming here to pick us up out of our own mess. There is no one to save us from ourselves but ourselves. And even if an ayyy came here, why in God's name would you expect them to he interested in saving us to begin with? For what possible reason would they want to give advanced easily weaponizable technology to a bunch of barbarians? If they had visited us for the better part of a century, don't you think they would have already indisputably revealed themselves to us? Don't you think they would have already forced nuclear disarmament and helped us fix global warming among other problems if they actually cared?

>muh NWO
If there was a true New World Order scheme the very first thing that I would do is hoax alien contact to obliterate every last "false religion" and scour the earth of the remaining religious fanatics like an angry and purging Emprah of Man while forcefully instituting the one world religion of ayyy worship. Whether they're demons or don't exist at all would be functionally irrelevant. To brutally institute a fascist one world government would require me to institute a globally interconnected economic system regulated by some global governing body, a global court system, a global political body, a global standing military and police force with broad autheorizations that supercede all the formerly sovereign earth territories, and last but most importantly the first, a global coherent religious philosophy or other pseudo-mystical philosophy and values system to systematically supplant every last native one in all the territories of the earth in fact that would be the very first thing that I would pull to institute NWO, or at worst second and after the economic one solely because history has proven time and again that the economic one is the easiest to institute with even bronze age technology levels. I'd delude everyone into thinking aliens are real, and I would cast this delusion as a firey lie into the sea of men. I would merely need some tangible "proof" that would be easy to produce with the world at my disposal so that I'd never again have to have my pseudo-mysticism question and would only need to be that first seed. Given my observation of Qtards over the last year I have concluded that humanity is way dumber than even my previous lowest estimates, and that construction of a global cult would require far less effort than I'd previously imagined, and that the few smart enough to dispute me would get drowned out and torn apart by the angry and illogical mob as traitors, and that convincing people to violate their own previously held convictions is an incredibly easy thing to do.

In short, the one thing I would say to you, personally, and not merely say for the broader EC audience wandering through this trashfire, is to actually go and look at what people like Bush and Reagan said about aliens. Presidents have routinely said that basically if you wanted to unite humanity the easiest thing would be to convince them of alien visitation, particularly as some external threat. Likewise, to truly convince people to build a NWO all you'd have to do is convince them to keep working towards building it, like convincing them to keep "working towards building Communism" with the ultimate endgoal being to join the "brotherhood of the galactic federation" and "become an interstellar species" and would be a global empire as if made of rods of iron bound by spidersilk wires stronger than steel, and none could break it or escape it then of the few who could even dispute the official NWO narrative that we must build NWOism "because of the ayys."
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No. 49604
3,8 MB, 204 × 204, 0:54
Wait why tf do I kontra myself if I didnt the first post I should've kontrad both or neither sorry
>>49596
Oh no you are entirely correct and in point of fact this irks me also. The parameters that SETIfags set are pretty presumptuous, which works so far as I care because they're ultimately searching for things relevant to us like a habitable world for earth life rather than the interesting but still wankery search for ayyy broadcasts. I have likewise made this consistent complaint about the shittiness of most 4x games becoming space furries because how unimaginative they usually are. It was the worst thing about Master of Orion that got overlooked because MoO2 was so good, so basically every dev that is not Amplitude just keeps cargo culting that game without realizing the races fucking sucked in MoO2. It's even sadder when you played Master of Orion 3 and didn't think it sucked as bad as everyone said (still wasn't a great game though) and people act like inverse cargo culting because that game had some of the best ayyy racial depictions I've ever seen complete with two species that split off from ancestors that evolved floating in the atmospheres of gas giants. I have get to see one other game anywhere that depicts a species that evolved in gas giants.

But even still you will notice my explicit parameters
>within 50-100LY
>at same time as us
Yes perhaps something advanced lived in ammonia ice huts with hot liquid methane for blood. Perhaps some silicate based species existed on a a planet where water exists only as hot steam. Perhaps. But perhaps only if you're setting your target to the Y,X,Z axis only, without also plotting for point T (or V idk what should be letter used). The thing being, plotpoint V is ultimately all that matters, because Earth literally was not at the same X Y Z spatial plotpoint a million years ago but spinning somewhere else along the galaxy with a different night sky. Likewise, where you to error correct for Time, and readjust to XYZ still being earth, there would be no cities, and there would be no humans at -1MYA.

As such, the whole point of my post being that the vast gulfs of time are seemingly more extraordinary than even the spatial dimensions of the place, that the full age of the universe from beginning to end will have our hot main sequence stars existing as mere blips like the age of the Quasars, that "normalized" for true timespans leaves just black iron stars and red dwarfs and singularities lurking in the darkness for most of the age of the universe, and that even within the acceptable parameters of what humans would know as the life-age of the earth centric universe that the extraordinary event of life is equally extraordinary to find it elsewhere as intelligent tech wielding beings existing in roughly the same time and space.

So in summation yes, it is indeed likely that somewhere within a 100LY radius sphere from our home some other intelligent species will exist and construct a civilization with some technological society--at some point in time. The question being, what is the likelihood of it existing so close to us within a given timeframe? And the answer to that question is probably not likely at all, because again as I have said, the chance of ayys cruising around and finding citystates up to large continental civilizations busily shitposting on cybernets and constructing hypersonic missiles or cruising around on domesticated animals is a tiny mote of dust sitting on your hundreds of millions of years timeline of biological life. It also presupposes that we will continue to have advanced tech and consciously find a way to arrest the present anthropocene extinction event before it consumes us as well which, should we not, could leave us with only a full 500 years tops in the entire history of earth up to 100,000 A.D. where you, as a traveling probing ayy, could expect to find civilization here. It is equally as likely that you would either be a couple million years too soon to find us, or tens of thousands of years too late to find us and anything but archeological excavations if you decided to settle here and started digging up strange alien artifacts on your xenofarms from a long lost species that apparently called itself "man." You'd likely also find a really weird thin film of everything from plastics to radioisotopes to abnormal carbon and other elements in the geological record. This is the more likely scenario, unless we can appropriately deal with the problems we made for ourselves, and which we are not going to find Big Daddy Ayy to fix for us.

So the same question is posed to us as now spacefaring Mon-Keighs, who fixed our problems somehow, who found a way to reach other worlds somehow, which first can we get to the right world spatially 100 LY in range--highly likely given we can spectraly analyze their atmospheres, distance from star/habitable zone, mass etc--and also show up in time. Which means our species of Mon-Keigh must now solve that problem of not showing up to a world a good ten million years before their civilization evolved, nor arrive on the same seemingly dead world or world devoid of civilization only for our farmers to dig up strange artifacts a couple centuries after first making planetfall. Hell for all we know we could be right in the middle of the territory of a star spanning galactic empire which died out for whatever reason many millions of years ago and have no clue about it for hundreds more years. It requires temporal precision that we presently lack, necessitating essentially timetravel to make it likely to find them anywhere close to us, and then to hope they're not a threat, which ironically they would be the closer they are to being like us because now we're competing for many of the same things and carrying microorganisms which actually could survive on each other's worlds, the consequences of such meeting being the immediate mass extinction event of one or the other.
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No. 49655
41 kB, 540 × 540
Alex Jones
retard

I am looking for a certain Alex Jones video, sth like "Alex Jones now and then". You might have it OP.
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No. 49729
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1,1 MB, 480 × 360, 0:27
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1,8 MB, 640 × 360, 0:26
>>49655
>Alex Jones
6 hits, don't have the one you want though
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No. 49730
5,9 MB, 720 × 720, 1:11
307 kB, 480 × 270, 0:03
1,2 MB, 720 × 1280, 0:07
356 kB, 572 × 380
>>49655
>retard
34 hits
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No. 49731
2,9 MB, 172 × 916, 0:16
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2,6 MB, 1280 × 720, 0:20
9,8 MB, 1280 × 720, 4:47
>>49655
>retard
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No. 49747
>>49730
Those phones really did destroy the internet.

I should find my old drives and hook them up to see what I find. I'd be worried if any is carrying some ancient trojan or something though I guess at this point it'd get picked up by 2020 antivirus software quick right? I think I actually still have a like 80gb laptop hard drive from 2010 somewhere. Would be funny to see what's still on it from KC of that era but it'd take me weeks of going through files and labeling them.

Shithole
Rare
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No. 49756
>>49729
>Alegs Jones cums

Backstory? Iz zis real?
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No. 49757
362 kB, 400 × 400
>>49747
only result
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No. 49758
>>49756
I think they just have the same voice. However I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually him.
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No. 49761
6,7 MB, 640 × 360, 2:08
406 kB, 1920 × 2680
>>49747
>Shithole
just 2 results
>>49756
I doubt it's real but can't remember where I got it either. Probably just a boomer who sounds like AJ
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No. 49762
21 kB, 480 × 360
2,8 MB, 512 × 288, 1:43
9,4 MB, 400 × 224, 6:08
11 kB, 240 × 180
>>49747
>Rare
8 hits
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No. 49836
>>49762
I can't see tanks on display anymore without thinking of that one guy who took his date to the tank museum
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No. 49839
145 kB, 1131 × 628
1,5 MB, 680 × 320, 0:23
>>49836
I've been to Bovington twice and I saw a lot of couples there.

I've never seen a black person there and there was probably 10,000 people at tankfest
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No. 49887
>>49839
kc tier
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No. 49919
>>47598
home
hungary
Christmas
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No. 49921
>>49887
The funniest thing is not that he took her there to begin with, but the fact he had 200 fucking pictures of tanks to go with it and pretty much treated having a woman there as an afterthought.
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No. 49925
199 kB, 462 × 719
111 kB, 1024 × 550
423 kB, 268 × 480, 0:15
212 kB, 1070 × 746
>>49919
>home
71 hits
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No. 49926
3,7 MB, 640 × 360, 1:10
1,9 MB, 656 × 480, 0:32
957 kB, 966 × 672
87 kB, 600 × 600
>>49919
>home
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No. 49927
225 kB, 976 × 669
513 kB, 445 × 522
86 kB, 840 × 836
102 kB, 547 × 429
>>49919
>hungary
16 hits
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No. 49928
2,6 MB, 640 × 800, 0:14
2,2 MB, 450 × 800, 0:30
1,8 MB, 2200 × 1295
114 kB, 984 × 984
>>49919
>Christmas
30 hits
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No. 49929
138 kB, 648 × 440
138 kB, 913 × 855
57 kB, 517 × 922
497 kB, 640 × 360, 0:05
>>49919
>Christmas
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No. 49961
421 kB, 1200 × 1528
205 kB, 1920 × 1290
180 kB, 1000 × 667
104 kB, 710 × 1218
>>49929
Father Christmas concept is false. First time I hear about it. Here (Catalonia) we have the tió which is fantastic. It's the log that children beat so it shits neules i torrons.

>Christmas

some results
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No. 49968
>>49928
Sean looks like such a nice young man, it's a shame that he's a bigoted racist
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No. 49970 Kontra
>>49968
Italians are like that
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No. 49991
99 kB, 600 × 464
>>49961
excuse me I am super stupid, Pare Noel does exist, but it's so alien that it does not fit in my national narrative
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No. 49994
>>49929
Whoa wait a minute St. Nicholas is only just a Polish and sometimes Ukrainian thing? Then why it is that Americans all call him either Santa Claus or St. Nicholas? St. Nick is used almost as popularily as Santa and used interchangeably.

Also is this guy actually Iranian or a proxy?
>>49968
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No. 49995
>>49994
In German speaking regions St. Nicholas is celebrated extra on 6th of december.
Traditionally kids who behaved over the year get sweets, nuts and tangerines, kids who didn't behave get a beat up by so called Knecht Ruprecht or Krampus.
Gladly the beat up part is not the case anymore really.
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No. 49997
>>49995
When we were young if you were bold instead of presents on Christmas morning you'd get a bag of coal. It was a worst case scenario for kids.

In today's economic climate I'd actually love a few free bags of coal at Christmas
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No. 50011
232 kB, 707 × 1000
81 kB, 1024 × 768
>>49995
>Germans actually used to dress up as a demon and beat their children on Christmas
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No. 50014
>>49995
>>49994
The December 6th Nikolaustag is a tradition here too.
I wager it's a tradition in most regions where the Christkindl/baby Jesus brings presents on the evening of the 24th.
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No. 50099
>>49030
> Russia in one picture
The guy on the left is not that guy, they just googled surname and put the first result to tweet.
Man on the picture is a warlord from Donbabwe (also named Zaharchenko).
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No. 50100
>>50011
>dress up as a demon and beat their children on Christmas
I see no difference with an average Slavic Christmas
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No. 51920
beer
Slag
Lad
Carrot
Monkey
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No. 51923
145 kB, 1078 × 1496
50 kB, 615 × 621
105 kB, 1080 × 1342
7 kB, 216 × 250
>>51920
>beer
13 hits
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No. 51924
15,9 MB, 1280 × 720, 1:50
2,8 MB, 720 × 404, 1:09
182 kB, 720 × 960
105 kB, 682 × 400
>>51920
>Slag
28 hits
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No. 51925
1,0 MB, 410 × 305, 0:02
3,0 MB, 608 × 1080, 0:13
2,2 MB, 1800 × 1420
247 kB, 926 × 618
>>51920
>Lad
100 hits but only 4 are actually Lad, most are Lady
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No. 51926
2,1 MB, 480 × 360, 0:30
>>51920
>Carrot
just 1 hit
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No. 51927
566 kB, 640 × 360, 0:10
1,6 MB, 400 × 400, 0:45
3,5 MB, 480 × 360, 1:08
304 kB, 1442 × 1237
>>51920
>Monkey
36 hits
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No. 51928
>>51924
>british slag gameshow
Can't tell if real or satire.
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No. 52007
Winter.
Summer.
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No. 52010 Kontra
>>51928
God. I wish I had not seen this. People are the worst.
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No. 52011
336 kB, 640 × 553
498 kB, 1680 × 1050
676 kB, 655 × 590
174 kB, 974 × 1038
>>52007
>Winter
26 hits
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No. 52012
178 kB, 417 × 486
197 kB, 640 × 480
207 kB, 413 × 663
1,9 MB, 360 × 640, 0:14
>>52007
>Summer
35 hits
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No. 52022
>>52012
Oh is that actress from the terminator?
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No. 52023
>>52022
Yeah, Terminator Chronicles, Firefly and The 4400
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No. 52033
>>51928
>british slag gameshow
That looks just awful enough to be real. Now the Brazil-monkey-seduction pic, that's the one that has me wondering if it's fake or not.

>>52023
>Terminator Chronicles, Firefly
Ok, that's why she looks familiar. The Starfleet uniform threw me off.

Let's search: Star
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No. 52034
>>52023
She is kind of nice, my straight friend find her sexy
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No. 52045
156 kB, 1200 × 724
133 kB, 595 × 687
519 kB, 690 × 762
75 kB, 500 × 667
>>52033
>Star
129 hits, I'll start with star trek stuff
>>52033
>british slag gameshow
shit like this is real on the England TV, we get some British channels and it's worse than what's on American TV
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No. 52046
88 kB, 640 × 433
96 kB, 1200 × 900
638 kB, 1120 × 537
64 kB, 556 × 812
>>52033
>Star
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No. 52047
160 kB, 1257 × 644
1,2 MB, 1680 × 1050
9,6 MB, 640 × 360, 3:10
2,5 MB, 320 × 240, 1:30
>>52033
>Star
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No. 52110
7,5 MB, 350 × 263, 0:06
>>52047
>that dub
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No. 52130
>>52110
That's "Sinnlos im Weltraum", a fan dub made 20 years or so ago. They actually managed to dub several episodes. Each character has their own gimmick:

>Picard is always in a bad mood, threatening to beat up people and loves hot black coffee. He also always says "Junge", which could be translated to something like "dude"
>Geordie is always confused and always ends his sentences with "or what? or how?"
>Riker is a dumbass who always complains that he also wants to be captain for a change
>Worf is a child and always complains about people being mean
>Data is a humanlike calculator that doesn't always work as intended
>Q is super gay and always lusting after Jean-Luc
>Crusher has a voice like an actual man
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No. 52138
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No. 52146
>>52138
Ach, you guys can dub a joke track over an entire movie but you can't add subtitles
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No. 52195
>>52146
Youtube is pretty good at automatic subtitles (CC button) these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWlO8M5iS-c