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First with a ref to John Ford because I did not like very much this picture I saw right now. Problem is that is too feminine in the bad sense, the film. It's very nice if you like paintings, but you know, cinema is something else.

The rest of pictures are in my collection of cinema-tv pics but I don't have the slightest idea of which film do they come from.

"Ford was highly intelligent, erudite, sensitive and sentimental, but to protect himself in the cutthroat atmosphere of Hollywood he cultivated the image of a "tough, two-fisted, hard-drinking Irish sonofabitch".[71] One famous event, witnessed by Ford's friend actor Frank Baker, strikingly illustrates the tension between the public persona and the private man. During the Depression, Ford—by then a very wealthy man—was accosted outside his office by a former Universal actor who was destitute and needed $200 for an operation for his wife. As the man related his misfortunes, Ford appeared to become enraged and then, to the horror of onlookers, he launched himself at the man, knocked him to the floor and shouted "How dare you come here like this? Who do think you are to talk to me this way?" before storming out of the room. However, as the shaken old man left the building, Frank Baker saw Ford's business manager Fred Totman meet him at the door, where he handed the man a cheque for $1,000 and instructed Ford's chauffeur to drive him home. There, an ambulance was waiting to take the man's wife to the hospital where a specialist, flown in from San Francisco at Ford's expense, performed the operation. Sometime later, Ford purchased a house for the couple and pensioned them for life. When Baker related the story to Francis Ford, he declared it the key to his brother's personality: "
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I finished How I Ended Last Summer, the movie is about an experienced meteorologist and a summer intern in an arctic weather station. Their relationship worsens and things start becoming more chaotic.

The one downside to this movie is really how many slow and empty scenes there are, like the arctic itself :DD I understand they are necessary to convey a specific feeling but my God are they are just mind numbing at some point - after the 5th scene of a solid 30 second still footage of someone walking in a frozen waste it becomes pretty tiring.

Didn't quite like it, but the movie was beautiful in its own way.
No. 42560
>Как я провёл этим летом
Как я закончил это лето? maybe..? Dunno how to best translate meaning, but "Как я провёл этим летом" is direct translation from english construction, which here asks for additional word
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..oh shit it's official translated title, crap, lol. God bless our localisators
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Got kinda tired of Japanese cartoons, so I decided to give Murrican ones a go instead, in particular classic Disney and Warner Bros. ones. While I was more or less familiar with Disney oldies (I remember watching shorts on a rented cassette about Goofy trying different sports; there was also Skeleton Dance on that cassette, and it really spooked me at first (I was about five years old then), but then it became one of my favorites), Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies passed me by for some reason, although I knew about it through its spin-off of sorts Tiny Toon (both animated series and videogames on NES and Megadrive). Now I watched some of them and they're fucking awesome! They aren't really children cartoons: there is some dark humor, culture references and quite a lot of violence (bloodless one of course, like in Tom and Jerry) and no educational/moralizing bullshit. And in my opinion the best kind of cartoons is the ones that you can enjoy regardless of your age.

There is a problem though. There are tons of them, and I don't think that I'm gonna download them all (the torrents for Looney Tunes are about 500 Gb or so). Perhaps Ernst has some favorite classic short cartoons that he can recommend? Not necessary from WB, other studios like Disney and MGM are fine as well (except Tom and Jerry — it's probably my favorite cartoon ever and I watched the ones from Hannah-Barbera era like a thousand times, so I don't think that you can recommend me something that I don't already know and love).

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New thread for news.

How about that coronavirus, huh? And the Democratic primaries? We can die of the plague just in time to not get universal healthcare!

fuck Ronald Reagan
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If not mistaken correctly he tried to defend shop or something like that.
No. 42619
This is from another state, but still not too far away, enjoy :---DDDDDD

No. 42620
Couldn't he be some MAGA katana wielding, on imageboards lurking guy, who thought, that it is up to him to teach 'those niggers and thugs' some lession?
No. 42621
Okay, but why do it with a sword? This is 'merica. Use a gun like a normal person, shit. There's no shock and awe effect with a sword. It just makes you look like an autist when you inevitably get beat down because you don't know how to use it to kill one guy, let alone 20.

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Corona Thread #2

Everything related to the virus and it's impacts on whatever goes in here.
No. 42531
At this rate it would become super corona either because of Brazil or America, both of which have our own coronavirus reservoirs in bats along with Africa.
No. 42568 Kontra
>Brazil or America

Constant source of amusement, honestly :-DDD
No. 42587
Sweden is dangerous says Danish government.
Danes in Copenhagen goes to Sweden anyway.

"It is all politics. The rate of infection is lower in Scania then it is in Copenhagen."

Sorry about the link in Swedish but it is the source. Pleas use your preferred method of language scrambler.

At least some Danes knows how to read numbers. Unlike say journalists. Fucking hell I'm tired of seeing X numbers of dead in corona. It isn't X number died of corona. It is X number that tested positive and died. In theory if you got killed in a gang shootout and was infected you would end up in the statistics. I can understand foreign journalists looking for click bait using a liberal interpretation but our own fucking journalist should at least point it out. Things aren't good but it isn't the horrible holocaust some media like you to believe. If it was it would show up in the statistics, it doesn't. Inb4 hurr durr conspiracy.
No. 42610
>Constant source of amusement, honestly :-DDD

This. So much. Maybe India will also join the club of amusement by constant neoliberal failure bringing nations.

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Old thread is kill, this is the new Radio Ernstiwan thread. I'm starting right away with the 1905 show, going live RIGHT NOW (with pre-music)

Share your musical taste and your seductive voice (no homo) with your fellow Ernsts, and help making this chan not only enojoyable for the eyes and mind, but also for the ears. As always, there are no restrictions whatsoever in what to stream. Just share what you like, every streamer has his own ideas and style, and it only makes the radio more interesting.

The radio is available here: http://radio.ernstchan.xyz:8000/

Connection data for the public stream: see pic 3. See also the beautifully crafted pic 4 and the infos on the radio page itself for additional details. Don't hesitate to ask if there's anything on your mind, there are lots of people around who have working streaming setups running and will be glad to help you out. You can see at the top of EC (below the banner) if a stream is on.

Happy listening/streaming!
No. 42592
IMO it would be great for hosts (or maybe it could be done by transmitter) to post records of transmissions, so people who missed it could listen to it.
Or maybe even cooler - Radio Ernst could create some kind of podcast or so where latest transmissions would be served. I don't know if it is difficult though.
No. 42593
It'd be nice. You can turn on Audacity on record while transmitting and then post it in thread probably.
No. 42594
I will record the next one, I think the patented Ernstchan "butt" program can do it.
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Todays winner is "Suicidal Tendencies - How Will I Laugh Tomorrow When I Can't Even Smile Today".
A mostly Metal album by a band that startet out as one of the early big Hardcore Punk bands.

The winner will be replaced by "Max Romeo & The Upsetters - War Ina Babylon"

The new poll: https://poll.fm/10560058
And together with the poll for the saturday stream which fell flat on saturday and will therefore happen tomorrow:

Like always we start at 12:00 Germany time which is in around 1 hour from now.
Join me in the pre-stream and the chat.

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We're back since the old one is on systemkontra now.

This thread is for discussing tabletop gaming, though experience shows that it's mostly been tabletop RPG discussion in various forms ranging from play experience, rules discussion and design talk. We currently have a game group ongoing, based out of a discord server here: https://discord.gg/ZGmpJe9 feel free to drop in. We actually play on most Saturdays at 0600 Zulu.

What are you lot up to in this field lately?
No. 42599
shidd guys, me and moms have to go to the city and buy some household stuff. I won't be able to make it today.
No. 42600
No wukkas. I'll probably go run some errands too then :-D
No. 42601
You know, it's actually not that hard to get this right, but I might just have
a trauma from having to deal with clock_gettime(2), gettimeofday(2),
strptime(3) and strftime(3) in a project:


Time is just... an unsolved problem in programming to this day, as dumb as that
sounds. And now, whenever I need to convert between timezones my mind just goes
blank and refuses to even try.
To give you an idea of the potential headaches time can cause for a developer
of lower level system stuff I will name one of several things that caught me

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No. 42602
I still dun get id :-DDD

Weird code things may do your head in, but you computer eggheads do my head in :-DDD

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Old thread >>31377 is kill, this is the new Radio Ernstiwan thread. Share your musical taste and your seductive voice (no homo) with your fellow Ernsts, and help making this chan not only enojoyable for the eyes and mind, but also for the ears. As always, there are no restrictions whatsoever in what to stream. Just share what you like, every streamer has his own ideas and style, and it only makes the radio more interesting.

The radio is available here: http://radio.ernstchan.xyz:8000/

Connection data for the public stream: see pic 3. See also the beautifully crafted pic 4 and the infos on the radio page itself for additional details. Don't hesitate to ask if there's anything on your mind, there are lots of people around who have working streaming setups running and will be glad to help you out. You can see at the top of EC (below the banner) if a stream is on.

Happy listening/streaming!
No. 42569
I think discord works the best. Almost everyone has it, and I don't have to remember my old skype login
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Going live in 15 minutes!
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My body is ready!
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New Thread >>42577

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New one.
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protip: Dust assembles visibly only on smooth and glossy surfaces because there it can move around and form larger structures. On rough surfaces like a carpet most dust particles remain where they are and thus distribute as they fall, eg. with gaussian distribution. I've only recently understood this and when the time comes I will replace the smooth floor with actual wood that has a rough surface.

Of course, the source of dust is anything moving fabric and tissue, so having carpets around will increase the dust on smooth surfaces.

In its core principle the relationship of smooth surfaces and the existence of vac-cleaners pretty much fits the design of a torture device.
No. 42539
That is a very interesting observation indeed.
But one problem with rough surfaces is that even if their dust accumulation is less noticeable, they have the problem of gunk accumulation. You know, oils, organic matter, anything sticky. And while getting rid of dust is relatively easy, getting rid of gunk requires more serious effort.

Then again, there's an idea that having a few hot spots of problems (in anything in general) is better than having the same amount but distributed evenly, since there's less entropy. I'll have to think about that.

My problem right now is that my walls are painted with matte paint, it literally soaks up oils and dirt, and it's impossible to wash it off, only paint over again. Walls painted with glossy paint would not have this issue.
No. 42551
>Matte paint
I have the same, but what's even worse, my walls have this "orange peel" texture, which you can't just wipe clean. Or, at least when you do, it still looks dirty. I once talked to a painter, and he said the reason they rarely use glossy paint-and the reason they apply textures-was to hide flaws in the construction. Surface imperfections are more apparent on a glossy surface, and so most places use matte paint. Beyond that, adding texture makes flaws nearly impossible to spot. Instead of seeing small bulges over nail heads and fixed holes, or a clear line at the joints, your eye is distracted by the thousands of tiny raised particles that they spray onto the wall prior to painting. I don't like that kind of applied texture, because it feels dishonest, as though they're trying to create the illusion of a perfectly constructed wall. It's the same thing with "popcorn texture" on ceilings. Now, I don't mind seeing nail heads, or joint tape-they're part of the building, and if they end up visible, then they're visible. They're necessary and, therefore, honest. Texture is unnecessary, and therefore adding it strikes me as an intentional attempt to deceive :D.
No. 42564
Had the fuckers last week practically eating me alive. Ended up buying some repellent but I think they settle down after a time.

Next will come the flying ants.

You can't get coronavirus from Mosquitoes. Only some specialised tropical illnesses are possible which is why mozzies are just annoying for most of the world and we can dare to drink alcohol.

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made this threada before >>28434

Search my HDD, I have something like 50,000 to 70,000 named files in my imageboards folders I've been filling up for over 15 years

Post a WORD or TWO WORDS and I'll post the first results
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Yeah it's mostly about Islam and Muslims tbh

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what the fuck is this board even and how it's different from kacey, kacey-2 and 4keks?
No i wont go back, fuck you
No. 42523 Kontra
>very low standars

I'd call it consistent standards.
No. 42526 Kontra
Then why come to a place that does things differently in a way you concider "low standard"?

I wouldn't go to Kohl and try to treat it as if it were EC, that would just be silly.
No. 42527
I wouldn't relate attention issues with discomfort caused by slowness of EC.
Posting and lurking on KC was pretty fast, you received your replies very fast - that caused yoir brain pumpin dopamine earlier and more often. So your dopamine level on average was pretty high.
And, if we take what's written in Wikipedia,
>and many addictive drugs increase dopamine release or block its reuptake into neurons following release.
KC was helluva drug. And everyone decides for himself how to deal with the issue of the lack of dopamine.
So I can't really blame him for being unattentive.
No. 42532 Kontra
You're bitching about all this while bumping a lone k*hl thread for whatever reason. Maybe the problem isn't the thread, but you my friend. Have you considered trying to engage in any of the other threads going back 25 pages instead of a cabbage tier shitposting thread?

As for the board itself it's a good way to start weaning yourself off internet addiction. I am perpetually embarrassed at how severely I have wasted my life on the dumb shithole that was KC. Anything after like 2014 was complete garbage yet I stuck around for years because you can hit refresh. If you want to see what that garbage leads us you can check out wherever the cabbagetard pedo network moved these days or 4kanker. I'm sure either will be brilliantly edifying and not filled with sick fucks and sad retards.

If anything it has shown me how pathetic IBs not are, not become, but always were. I wasted the better part of my youth on this trash and pity anyone who wasnt at least dating girls or going out to bars like I was, or building careers. I'd imagine anyone who didn't even have that would be fertile grounds for implanting any moronic ideology whatsoever provided it made them feel good or a pretend sense of belonging that's totally fake and based on flimsy pretenses while feeding them nonstop misinformation, hate, and envy.

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Does Ernst follow any professionally played videogames? To what extend?
From time to time i like watching Quake Live and CS:GO but i don't think i'm interested enough to actually visit any events like many other people do.

Some news:
McDonalds ended it's sponsorship with the German Football Association and instead focuses on eSport now.


The Danish Prime Minister just opened a Counter-Strike event in Denmark with a short speech.

No. 41427
No, and I don't get the appeal either. I understand watching baboo- I mean fighting games or racing games, but watching other people play FPS or assfaggots professionally makes no sense to me.
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There's a charity CSGO tournament going on right now.
Currently: Faze vs. G2

No. 42514
Is there any actual way to fire curved guns or sending bullets down a non straight barrel? Yes I know that you cannot really curve the bullets themselves. I think.
No. 42521
Yes but its a bad idea in every way.