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Fuck the Recursive Bible! United States

Ernst May 26, 2022 (Th.) 15:29:41 UTC 26. Mai 2022 (Do.) 17:29:41 No. 74517 [Reply]

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Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

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Ernst May 26, 2022 (Th.) 17:15:49 UTC 26. Mai 2022 (Do.) 19:15:49 No. 74531 Kontra

You should seek Jesus Christ, my friend.

Today

Ernst May 12, 2022 (Th.) 16:59:18 UTC 12. Mai 2022 (Do.) 18:59:18 No. 73819 Systemkontra [Reply]

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Ernst May 22, 2022 (Su.) 18:42:00 UTC 22. Mai 2022 (So.) 20:42:00 No. 74350

>>74349

>Why do you keep 4 jars of peanut butter at home?

Look at the "best before" date, that stuff would have lasted a while (unless he'd eat it all at once) if not for the recall. And you don't have to go shopping if you crave some and got a lot of it in a cupboard.

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Ernst May 22, 2022 (Su.) 18:55:50 UTC 22. Mai 2022 (So.) 20:55:50 No. 74351 Kontra

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>>74350
Maybe it's down to a difference in consumer habits and the amount of disposable income and space available.

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Ernst May 22, 2022 (Su.) 19:00:43 UTC 22. Mai 2022 (So.) 21:00:43 No. 74353

>>74351
Also, it looks like at least three different kinds (since we can't see the fourth jar).

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Ernst May 22, 2022 (Su.) 19:05:04 UTC 22. Mai 2022 (So.) 21:05:04 No. 74356

They just deleted my entry from the ebay classified ads.
Reasons are, among others, selling prescription/recrational/animal drugs, alcohol, tobacco, x-ray/ultrasound/defibrillator devices and diet pills.
I was selling an XBox 360 gamepad.

I think it was because I wrote "5 Euros or a sixpack beer" and their algorithm kicked me out.
Fucking bullshit, elsewhere you can trade all kinds of stuff for a crate of beer.

Operation "Mongoose jump" #9 Russian Federation

Ernst May 2, 2022 (Mo.) 13:33:25 UTC 2. Mai 2022 (Mo.) 15:33:25 No. 73172 Systemkontra [Reply]

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Previous >>72198

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Ernst May 22, 2022 (Su.) 14:03:24 UTC 22. Mai 2022 (So.) 16:03:24 No. 74323 Kontra

>>74322
arr rook same :)

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Ernst May 22, 2022 (Su.) 14:16:27 UTC 22. Mai 2022 (So.) 16:16:27 No. 74325

>>74321

>He did so out of an visceral urge after reading about the history of KPD, SPD and how NSDAP took over. If any Ernst has access to SPD's transaction log, he could find the record of a toaster shipped to China a year ago.

Is that considered weird in China? I guess most people would consider that to be a weird thing to do.

Does the communist party sell toasters? Asking for a friend

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Ernst May 22, 2022 (Su.) 14:28:39 UTC 22. Mai 2022 (So.) 16:28:39 No. 74329 Kontra

>>74325

>Is that considered weird in China?

Definitely. Toaster isn't a household thing in china so I doubt CPC sells it.

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Ernst May 23, 2022 (Mo.) 14:02:13 UTC 23. Mai 2022 (Mo.) 16:02:13 No. 74387

>>74288
fucking kek

Ernst May 20, 2022 (Fr.) 05:56:48 UTC 20. Mai 2022 (Fr.) 07:56:48 No. 74140 [Reply]

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What is his phenotype?

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Ernst May 20, 2022 (Fr.) 11:05:22 UTC 20. Mai 2022 (Fr.) 13:05:22 No. 74153

He looks like he's from Leeds.

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Ernst May 20, 2022 (Fr.) 12:31:29 UTC 20. Mai 2022 (Fr.) 14:31:29 No. 74157 Kontra

Reminds me of doomguy.

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Ernst May 20, 2022 (Fr.) 13:01:15 UTC 20. Mai 2022 (Fr.) 15:01:15 No. 74159

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why you crosspost the same thing on 5 different imageboards?

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Ernst May 20, 2022 (Fr.) 16:38:37 UTC 20. Mai 2022 (Fr.) 18:38:37 No. 74172

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What goes through a crossposter's brain?

Ernst May 14, 2022 (Sa.) 00:56:17 UTC 14. Mai 2022 (Sa.) 02:56:17 No. 73882 [Reply]

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ernstchan is kill

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Ernst May 14, 2022 (Sa.) 03:24:31 UTC 14. Mai 2022 (Sa.) 05:24:31 No. 73883 Kontra

Came here after idk 2 years. It's deda.

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Ernst May 14, 2022 (Sa.) 06:29:55 UTC 14. Mai 2022 (Sa.) 08:29:55 No. 73884 Kontra

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>Ernstchan
>kill

I don't understand how you can be so mistaken.

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Ernst May 14, 2022 (Sa.) 09:25:06 UTC 14. Mai 2022 (Sa.) 11:25:06 No. 73888 Kontra

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>>73884
He doesn't know the hidden boards

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Ernst May 2, 2022 (Mo.) 18:58:49 UTC 2. Mai 2022 (Mo.) 20:58:49 No. 73211 Systemkontra [Reply]

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Ernst May 12, 2022 (Th.) 16:09:01 UTC 12. Mai 2022 (Do.) 18:09:01 No. 73815

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Would you consider cheese fondue as disgusting ?

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Ernst May 12, 2022 (Th.) 16:13:18 UTC 12. Mai 2022 (Do.) 18:13:18 No. 73816

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>>73815
Only if somone keeps dropping bread

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Ernst May 12, 2022 (Th.) 16:15:18 UTC 12. Mai 2022 (Do.) 18:15:18 No. 73817

>>73815
We once had cheese fondue, but apparently you pour wine and schnaps into it, which kinda gave it a bad aftertaste imo.
Otherwise, I love molten cheese.

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Ernst May 12, 2022 (Th.) 16:24:40 UTC 12. Mai 2022 (Do.) 18:24:40 No. 73818

>>73817
I would strongly advise against adding wine and schnaps in your fondue. Even adding schnapps at all is a bad idea if you never ate cheese fondue before, the taste is very strong, but white wine is indeed necessary.

Today Thread Hungary

Ernst April 19, 2022 (Tu.) 18:45:05 UTC 19. April 2022 (Di.) 20:45:05 No. 72275 Systemkontra [Reply]

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Ernst May 3, 2022 (Tu.) 08:22:08 UTC 3. Mai 2022 (Di.) 10:22:08 No. 73237

>>73221
Ironic you are accusing me of confusing things that "exceed my imagination" when you are constantly implying and assuming things.

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Ernst May 3, 2022 (Tu.) 09:07:39 UTC 3. Mai 2022 (Di.) 11:07:39 No. 73239

>>73237
You were assuming I'm mad or have been actually serious in my posting. I just made something up to pass the time (or procrastinate) and let my mind create something. Since you chose that option of assuming I'm mad (frankly, I believe you are the same person that often verbalizes that somebody is mad/butthurt in his postings) it goes beyond your horizon that I'm not when I reply.

I mean it's always the same. "You are mad/butthurt, you have no humor". But then you go on to explain things as assburger as possible to people you are going against, especially when they attack your humor or personal stances on why something is important. Making alcohol consumption a personality trait is laughable in a way, though. There is a difference between alcohol/drugs being part of your life and shaping your personality and making it a personality trait in a wannabe bon vivant kind of way.

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Ernst May 3, 2022 (Tu.) 09:56:30 UTC 3. Mai 2022 (Di.) 11:56:30 No. 73241

>>73239
So many words just to say "I was trolling". At least stand by it.
And by the way, did I mention even once that I actually drink alcohol?

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Ernst May 3, 2022 (Tu.) 10:17:46 UTC 3. Mai 2022 (Di.) 12:17:46 No. 73244 Kontra

>>73241

>So many words just to say "I was trolling". At least stand by it.

First, I never denied it, so your second sentence aims at what exactly? Second, I'm not talking about my post, but about our interaction. Hence "so many words" for something that is not about my shitpost as "closed system", but about our interaction. It's a difference, comprende?

War in Ukraine #8 Russian Federation

Ernst April 18, 2022 (Mo.) 13:24:34 UTC 18. April 2022 (Mo.) 15:24:34 No. 72198 Systemkontra [Reply]

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Ernst May 2, 2022 (Mo.) 13:36:22 UTC 2. Mai 2022 (Mo.) 15:36:22 No. 73173 Kontra

>>73171
I know Hitler was a jerk, but I never thought he'd stoop so low as to create a society with classes.

>>73170
Dialetics in motion. Ready to die fighting those damn kikes and their nazism.

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Ernst May 2, 2022 (Mo.) 13:42:18 UTC 2. Mai 2022 (Mo.) 15:42:18 No. 73178

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>>73173

>I know Hitler was a jerk, but I never thought he'd stoop so low as to create a society with classes.

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Ernst May 3, 2022 (Tu.) 06:52:11 UTC 3. Mai 2022 (Di.) 08:52:11 No. 73234

>>73171
I think you give too much credit to Westerners using those terms with rigor.
Those may be terms that the cultural arbitrators will try to define for others, but for the average voter it's more along the lines of:

>Nazis are the end game of rightism gone too far
>Commies are the end game of leftism gone to far

If you are calling out rightism, use the first. If you are calling out leftism, use the latter.

Really just signals the speaker lacing their spiel with strong cultural associations with guilt, especially if splitting hairs results in the accusation of being or enabling either.

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Ernst May 3, 2022 (Tu.) 19:06:00 UTC 3. Mai 2022 (Di.) 21:06:00 No. 73282

>>73171
I always put the Socialism infront of the National.

I'm a Sonat.

Russia is getting crushed by sanctions Luxembourg

Ernst May 2, 2022 (Mo.) 05:42:46 UTC 2. Mai 2022 (Mo.) 07:42:46 No. 73161 Lock

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MP4

They will beg for mercy any day now.

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Ernst ## Team ## May 2, 2022 (Mo.) 06:10:15 UTC 2. Mai 2022 (Mo.) 08:10:15 No. 73162 Kontra

PLease use the war thread for war-related topics.

Radio 2022 Thread Germany

Ernst January 1, 2022 (Sa.) 14:40:08 UTC 1. Jänner 2022 (Sa.) 15:40:08 No. 64949 Systemkontra [Reply]

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2021 Thread dead. This thread will be worse.

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Ernst April 24, 2022 (Su.) 16:10:57 UTC 24. April 2022 (So.) 18:10:57 No. 72701

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I tried to find out how to take calls with Mixxx for the stream. In case someone ever needs this knowledge.

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Ernst April 25, 2022 (Mo.) 07:12:31 UTC 25. April 2022 (Mo.) 09:12:31 No. 72718

>>72695
Post as text pls

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Ernst April 25, 2022 (Mo.) 09:32:22 UTC 25. April 2022 (Mo.) 11:32:22 No. 72725

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>>72718
Not OP here, I was bored so I tried an online OCR tool for the lulz. I rate "mostly ok". In hindsight, I should have set it to German

Drafi Deutscher - Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht
Michael Holm - Tränen Lügen Nicht
Ton Steine Scherben - Macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht
Roy Black - Schön ist es, auf der Welt zu sein
Kraftwerk - Autobahn
Jürgen Drews - Ein Bett im Kornfeld
Karat - Über sieben Brücken musst du qehen
Westernhagen - Mit Pfefferminz bin ich dein Prinz
Dschingis Khan - Moskau
Trio - Da Da Da
Spider Murphy Gang - Skandal im Sperrbezirk
BAP - Verdamp lanq her
Udo Jürgens - Ich war noch niemals in New York
Markus - Ich will Spaß
Peter Schilling - Major Tom
Nicole - Ein Bisschen Frieden
Falco - Der Kommissar
Spliff - Carbonara
Udo Lindenberg - Sonderzuq nach Pankow
Wolfgang Petry - Wahnsinn
Geier Sturzflug - Bruttosozialprodukt
Nena - 99 Luftballons
Alphaville - Forever Young
Klaus Lage Band - 1000 und 1 Nacht
Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady
Rio Reiser - König von Deutschland
Münchener Freiheit - Ohne Dich
Rio Reiser - Junimond
Westernhagen - Freiheit
Die Toten Hosen - Hier kommt Alex
Frank Zander - Hier kommt Kurt
Matthias Reim - Verdammt, ich lieb Dich
Scorpions - Wind of Change
Die Fantastischen Vier - Die Da
Haddaway -What is Love
Helqe Schneider - Es gibt Reis
Die Prinzen - Alles nur qeklaut
Die Ärzte - Schrei nach Liebe
Culture Beat - Mr Vain
Lucilectric - Mädchen
Pur - Abenteuerland
Die Fantastischen Vier - Sie ist Weg
Scooter - Hyper Hyper
Tic Tac Toe - lch find dich Scheisse
Blümchen - Herz an Herz
Die Toten Hosen - Zehn kleine Jägermeister
Die Ärzte - Männer sind Schweine
Fettes Brot - Schwule Mädchen
Herbert Grönemeyer - Der Weg
Sportfreunde Stiller - Ein Kompliment
Schnappi
Juli - Perfekte Welle
Xavier Naidoo - Dieser Weg
Wir sind Heiden - Nur Ein Wort
Grup Tekkan - Wo bist du, mein Sonnenlicht
Tokio Hotel - Durch den Monsun
Polarkreis l8 - Allein Allein
Unheilig - Geboren um zu leben
Die Atzen - Das Geht Ab
Tim Bendzko - Nur noch kurz die Welt retten
Sportfreunde Stiller - Appiaus, Applaus

>>72718
Not OP here, I was bored so I tried an online OCR tool for the lulz. I rate "mostly ok". In hindsight, I should have set it to German

Drafi Deutscher - Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht
Michael Holm - Tränen Lügen Nicht
Ton Steine Scherben - Macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht
Roy Black - Schön ist es, auf der Welt zu sein
Kraftwerk - Autobahn
Jürgen Drews - Ein Bett im Kornfeld
Karat - Über sieben Brücken musst du qehen
Westernhagen - Mit Pfefferminz bin ich dein Prinz
Dschingis Khan - Moskau
Trio - Da Da Da
Spider Murphy Gang - Skandal im Sperrbezirk

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Ernst April 25, 2022 (Mo.) 09:53:29 UTC 25. April 2022 (Mo.) 11:53:29 No. 72728

>>72718
>>72725
Also, direct copy:

Drafi Deutscher - Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht
Michael Holm - Tränen Lügen Nicht
Ton Steine Scherben - Macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht
Roy Black - Schön ist es, auf der Welt zu sein
Kraftwerk - Autobahn
Jürgen Drews - Ein Bett im Kornfeld
Karat - Über sieben Brücken musst du gehen
Westernhagen - Mit Pfefferminz bin ich dein Prinz
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
Trio - Da Da Da
Spider Murphy Gang - Skandal im Sperrbezirk

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