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No. 29 Systemkontra [Reply]
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How long until the summer sale? Is there anything in particular ernst is hoping for?
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No. 1871
>>1773
Ideally children would be segregated into their own internet with their own storefronts and where everyone under 18 can't interact with anyone over 18. This would solve a lot of the problems brought up ITT. I'm sure once the whole world is a police state like what we've been slowly marching towards this will become a reality eventually.
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No. 1909
Whoa, a Summer Sale event in Steam that is actually good? Am I dreaming?
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No. 1913
>>1909
Doesn't look much different from last year.. or two years ago or wherever they had that silly little game to play.
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No. 2037
Shit. This thread almost makes me want to go and buy Fallout 3 and newer and actually enjoy them just to piss people off.

Also HL was good but HL2 was better.

t. not a under-age whiner

No. 816 [Reply]
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I have moved to a different side of town and this summer am now dealing with tourists daily.

So many of them are old white boomers with these dumb looks on their faces. All the women have the same haircut.

I went to the liquor store today and there's just this wall of fat that won't move, some of them are breathing through their mouths and just look so dumb while obstructing my path. I left after 10 seconds and didn't buy anything.

I get talked to in public all the time now when I've had privacy downtown all year.

Yesterday:

>Ya headin ta' work or headin' to have some fun!?
>I am going to get lunch

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No. 1343
>>1001
>except I don't know wtf a bookie is.

Betting shop, you go in and place bets at the counter, watch races etc. Do you have those in the US?
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No. 1404
>>1343

Oh, we definitely have those but nowhere near where I live. The only gambling in my state is bingo and pulltabs. Waste of money imo
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No. 1409
>>1404
Ah, I see. The ban on political betting had thrown me off as it is a growing industry here.

I guess it is one of those things you can never really tell by looking from the outside of a culture. You can hardly show gambling as a normal activity on television these days after-all much as third worlders can be shocked that we smoke.
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No. 1725
We get lots of french canadian tourists in my city and they tend to drive too slow but are otherwise invisible unless you happen to work/live on the beach or in an airport. The only time i've seen someone have a public freakout at an airport was a french canadian screaming "FUCK YOU" at a ticketing counter when they wouldn't give him some discount.

No. 1410 [Reply]
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Do you perform any regular activities to order your thoughts and think things through? For example do you talk things out with a trusted person or write your thoughts out on the walls using your own shit like a crayon.

I ask because I wonder how we all manage to stay sane given most of us seem to have varying degrees of social isolation. I'd say what really helps me is hiking which tends to force me to think while being physically distanced from life - I've even been known to pace the room when I don't get that release and you can tell I'm troubled by the state of my feet.
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No. 1634
>>1559
>one of our homes

Christ, how rich are you?
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No. 1639
>>1565
Come on, niggers in the US are way worse than the migrants in Europe yet yanks have done nothing to the nigger problem. Quite the opposite. Not to mention that USA is way ahead of Europe when it comes to 3rd world immigration. EU is just trying to mimic USA in that regard.
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No. 1646
>>1639
Not really. You don't know a damn thing about USA Polfinn. We for instance don't have massive terrorist attacks. Unless you count mass shootings.
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No. 1698
>>1646
I can't think of a single massive terrorist attack. Maybe that paris shooting was descently sized but even that was tiny compared to 9/11 for instance. Either way such attacks are nothing compared to the ongoing demographic shift and other phenomenons brought by mass immigration.

No. 1460 [Reply]
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Dear Ernsts,
I'd want to play "Jeopardy" clone with you (Svoya Igra), but there is no pack of questions in English.
I'd propose to make such a pack.
Though I don't know if there is English version of the game.

Rules:
There are three rounds, there are 30 questions united in 6 topics in every round. Questions in topics are rated with 100n, 200n, 300n, 400n and 500n points, where N is the number of rounds. Some questions are either "Cat in the sack" (Pig in a poke) - this question is unrelated to the topic and is given to other player; or "Question-auction" - this question is unrelated to the topic as well, but players bid, and the player with highest bid gets right to answer the question.
Final round - players are proposed seven topics, and every player takes out one topic he wouldn't like to answer, until there remains one topic. Every player places a bet, and every player is given 30 seconds to answer the question. If he answers right, he gets amount of points he placed, if he doesn't answer right - he loses that amount of points.
Player with the highest amount of points wins.
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No. 1462
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Oh wow, what a coincidence, I made stuff like that for KC /b/ some time ago. I used a software for this which you can download for free on the net: https://www.pftq.com/jeopardy/

You can just edit the questions and settings. I then just let Bernd pick the category and posted whatever question was next. It was fun, but it had it's downsides: Dollchan users had an advantage, since time was crucial, and in most cases the answers came in after 15-20 seconds, I even had a correct answer 9 seconds after posting the question, which raised lots of suspicions that there was cheating involved (which never was). Still, it was fun just playing it inside the thread. Do you also want to do this, or are you planning on using an external site?
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No. 1488
Good idea this sounds like a lot of fun
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No. 1491
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No. 1636
>>1462
Hi Bernd, thanks for your work and the fun memories. Take care!

No. 1588 [Reply]
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What's the biggest item you shoved up your ass?
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No. 1590 Kontra
Serious answer: A penis

I wonder how long this thread will go unmoderated?
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No. 1593 Kontra
>>1590
Is that a real answer though? It's not like you did the shoving yourself.
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No. 1594 Kontra
>>1593
Fair point. But what if someone squatted down onto someone's penis, would that count as the receiver shoving it in then?

No. 1545 [Reply]
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Have we reached plateau of ernstposting?
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No. 1557
no, this is past the plateau, this is the slow decline.

WOTLC was months ago, we're now beginning mists of panderia
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No. 1566
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>>1555
>>1555
> there is no way to revert to a more Ernst state.
Is that supposed to be some kind of challenge? I haven't even started posting complete with citations to academic papers as part of casual posting, nor have we yet argued about which is the superior style APA or MLA.
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No. 1571
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>>1566
>I haven't even started posting complete with citations to academic papers
Of course you haven't. It wouldn't make sense, since the words we have available to express our arguments derive their meaning from the subjective experiences we have with the entites which are described by the words, and this experience can greatly vary between individuals. So until we have not defined a shared set of words with well defined meanings, any argument you make will inevitably be wildly misunderstood.
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No. 1584 Kontra
>>1557
Waders of the Lost Canal?
Wankers of the Last Cuck?

No. 1380 [Reply]
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KC abandoned ship at just the right time
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No. 1397
>>1392
That's ok though, the very best parts have been carried over
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No. 1400
>>1395
My post is some sort of meta-postironic reflection of old posts.
>>1397
How'd you define best and worst parts?
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No. 1402
le not my problems dance
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No. 1405
>That Russia

What kind of world cup experience are they alluding to here?

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Just got scammed by a gypsy.

He said he needed 4 euros for the bus because his bike was stolen.
I wouldn't give him the money.
"I will leave my ring as a deposit"
No I won't give you any money
"I will leave my ID card as a deposit"
Still no.
He continued asking and I finally gave in and gave him 5 euros for the bus. He promised "by his honor" he'll bring it back.
He still isn't back. So yes, that's how i got scammed by a gypsy because I thought not everyone of them is bad. They are. At least I only had to pay 5 euros to be protected from gypsy scam for the rest of my life.
Pic related is his "valuable ring". Cheap plastic.

t. IQ 89 gutmensch
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No. 1302
>>1300
>stop being racist
>become climate-change-denying laissez-fair-capitalist instead
At least there's improvement in some areas.
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No. 1328
Do they speak German, If not why would you respond I would converse with some parasite who didn't speak my mother tongue in my country.
If anyone approaches me and isn't in my direct line of sight, I tell them to fuck off.
If in direct line of sight or they make eye contact, I say No thanks and continue walking.

Last woman got quite upset as making conversation I told her feeding africans is like feeding rats and they should not have children out of wedlock and where are the fathers.

I get asked by children all the time, as they are raising money for school, If I am not commuting I give them around 5e, 99% of the time I am commuting but If I am having a pleasant walk I give them cash.
Street performers, when I am abroad get a few euros as well.
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No. 1330
>>1300
It's an improvement
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No. 12345 Kontra
test

No. 1053 [Reply]
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just the flags I collected on EC
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No. 1214
>>1206
which is rather sad. does he meddle with his life and thoughts or does he not know ec.xyz exists?
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No. 1215
>>1214
I remember someone said that he said that he would leave imageboards for good after death of EC.
I am not sure, that there were no bricks on EC, though.
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No. 1219 Kontra
>>1215
*no more bricks
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No. 1220
>>1214
I like to think that it is a bit of both. He has been pretty busy lately with random contracts and has been visiting his uncle in the wop wops too, so between that and not being super enamoured with EC towards the end, it is quite likely he has just missed the memo. It sucks because I really want to hang out with my old mate Kirpish but hell, if things are looking up and he ain't got the time to drop by, good for him, he deserves the break.

No. 756 [Reply]
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Can someone enlighten me about industrial?

It seems to be somewhat elitist, but why do they always choose fucked up environments?
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No. 894 Kontra
>>858
Oh yeah shit almost forgot

>It seems as the new sjw-left has finally managed to reach the same level of thoughtlessness and stupidity as their supposed counterparts.
Bingo exactly.
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No. 953
Some guys have been insulting me, because I, a DJ, was playing Straftanz and DAF

An actual punk started to laugh about those retarded sjws.

That was my blogpost
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No. 965
>>953
Should've just said that DAF is fronted by a gay Mexican and watch their reaction.
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No. 969 Kontra
>>892
>The more extreme and tyrannical a person becomes, the less they seem able to perceive satire

I noticed that, too.