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Coup underway in Guiné Bissau.
Prime Minister and President are nowhere to be found and the military has entered key government buildings.
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I preemptively beg Ramzan Ahmatovich, hero of Russia for forgivness for this post
In Chechnya blood feud against Yangulbaev family happens. Members of this family are kidnapped (not just in Chechnya, but in other regions like Nizhnyi Novgorod too), whole Chechen ruling class publishes threats to "cut off their heads" and meeting organized with burning their portraits. According to Chechen media there are 400.000 male participants on video while entire population of Grozny is 270.000 people.
Kremlin prefers not to interfere in the situation.
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Dear God I realize why I abandoned this place as a whole. I guess to be fair though I havent seen a single American or German shitpost so there's that, but it's feeling like that day I came back to lurk about Kazakhstan and didn't see shit about it.
NYC for example was filling mass graves. I had a family member living there telling me about the really eerie silence of nothing but birds and ambulances at the start. The fuck do you want them to do, drive by your house in horse driven corpse cart?

Yeah and yet we still have what, only two major brands of chip makers? nVidia, Intel, and AMD make all GPUs.

The whole stupidity of the entire Capitalist order can pretty much be summed up by redteam/blueteam tactics deluding people with mass marketing propaganda, where at least the Soviets knew they are not "free" and didn't trust the propaganda, whereas these bunch of simps are actively fighting for muh team regardless the fact it's all owned by the same people. I heard Jensen is actually Lisa Su's cousin, not sure, but the nepotism is obvious. So instead of one major brand we now have two. Instead of one State we now have different alleged brands all owned by general mills.

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is it a good Politbüro ?

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Kinder, kommt und ratet,
was im Ofen bratet!
Hört, wie’s knallt und zischt.
Bald wird er aufgetischt,
der Zipfel, der Zapfel,
der Kipfel, der Kapfel,
der gelbrote Apfel.
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My small town supermarket has both a "heiße Theke" for meat stuff AND a sushi stand.
No. 66732 Kontra
Mother of Dog, I've got an order of two expensive books coming in from that god forsaken island. I wonder how brutally the customs will charge me.
Damn the English, damn them all to hell.
No. 66733 Kontra
Don't know if it's an EU-wide thing, but there was no tariff on the book itself (even though it was expensive) when I got it, the toll-division just evaluated the tariff on it to be 0 HUF and then asked me to pay ~2.50 Deutschmarks for the evaluation process itself.

So depending on how greedy the Portuguese authorities are for more funds, your mileage may vary.
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>So depending on how greedy the Portuguese authorities are for more funds, your mileage may vary.

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KC dood, wat nou?
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KC dood again, nou?

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I laughed!

You're still banned though.

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Hello. I am happy to announce that in collaboration with Radio Ernstiwan, we are launching Ernstchan Cinema. A streaming service by Ernst, for Ernst. Anyone will be able to transmit a movie, or a videogame directly to the stream, and viewers can go to the webpage and watch. Advanced technology allows the stream to be completely real time even with high ping. The stream will be available on the radio website at http://radio.ernstchan.xyz/videoview.php . The video box will activate when a stream is on.
For obvious safety reasons, we can't simply give out the streaming address publicly, so for now, we will give out access to the stream on a case by case basis. Here's how it works: you can leave a post in this thread, reserving a timeslot in UTC / GMT+0 (up to 2 hours in length), what you want to stream, and some contact address (email or something). Alternatively, you still leave your post (so others can see), and send a request to the contacts in the second post. We will serve you a temporary link that will let you stream through OBS. The link will expire after the given timeslot, so be punctual. Later, we will be implementing a script that will allow you to automatically receive links for a given timeslot.

We shall inaugurate Ernstchan Cinema with its very first stream on Saturday 23rd, right after the weekly album stream (around 19-20 UTC). October isn't over yet, so it is fitting that we should stream some horror movies. Look forward to Trick 'r Treat (2007) and Return Of The Living Dead (1985). Don't miss it!!!1
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Finished watching episodes 6 and 7. 6 was the best of season 2, with episode 7 delivering the funniest line. Pic related.
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That would actually make a pretty decent sitcom

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There was actually a Hitler-sitcom made by the British, but it was so distasteful and awful they didn't even screen every episode. (The execution was shit, so even if it wasn't for the outrcy it would still have been cancelled.)
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EC cinema video portal will be offline and unavailable until further notice, due to financial complications.
Sorry for the inconvenience.

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God, I want to fuck Croatia so hard.
No. 66321 Kontra
Please use the today/news threads for shitposting, thanks!

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Do you guys have any good Youtube channel recommendations? I find I watch a lot of YT while playing games and now it's at the stage where YT is recommending me shit I've already watched before

Some ones I'd recommend: Some are camping, some are ships, some are Warhammer etc.






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There are many excellent history themed channels on Youtube, such as
-Epic History TV
-Invicta (for Roman history)
-Historia Civilis (Roman History again)
-History Marche (my least favorite of these)

And many more
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Newer is always better
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If I were to make an imageboard, I'd make it so that new thread appear at the bottom of the catalog, while the older ones appear on the front page.
Helpes with wipes, too.

New threads would be bumped up the hierarchy depending on how long the posts contained within are. That way, effort posts are rewarded.

Freedom ain't free.

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Ah, so it's because they are different races and thus have an inherently different understanding of humor?
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I have been rused.
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So apparently the goal of constructing the utopian cities of tommorow has been somewhat achieved, at least according to the futurists of the XX century.
Futurama is real.

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Ernst is traveling to the USA soon. USA can confiscate your phone upon border entry and demand the pass code. Once they are at this stage, they have access to your whole life.

Ernst is not worried about child pornography and similar, because he does not do this shit. Worst case, they find a random photo of someone smoking a joint. I also used my phone once to download a torrent.

Of course, once border patrol has your phone, it is deemed compromised. But Ernst is no IT security geek. Ernst wants only the right level of protection.

Ernst was thinking of the following:

  • Cloud share services: Use only in combination with 2FA
  • Activate 2FA on Google (Ernst uses Android phone)
  • Lock messenger apps like Signal or Telegram
  • Delete all files on WhatsApp and messages before entering

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> rent something cheap for 5 bucks a month
You have no control over something you don't own. If you need a server you have to own the hardware, otherwise you can't control it. You then configure the server before you send it to the data center. Also you can't have anything remote access like IPMI because those are full of security holes bigger then a gay elephants ass.
No. 65978
Use case and threat vectors. I don't think that's proportionate to OPs situation.
No. 65997
The best phone security is not to have any phone. Period.
The innocent looking phone in your hands in fact change your life in a bad way.
You don't have time to reflect on your life. Why? Because you check your fucking phone every time you get a chance. It distracts you attention from deep thinking which is very important for a human being. You have to have time to think! Not to say read a book. Reflection is an important part of your life and your phone steal it from you.
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Why not just use another phone for vacation?

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Does Ernst realise that Mezcal and Tequila is going to be the next whisky? Its becoming increasingly expensive and there are so much more brands now. You can also buy barrel-aged Mezcal or smoked ones. Lots of flavours and lots of potential tasting. Its yammy stuff. Often made from very small farming operations in Mexico, interesting.