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Ernstchan Music Video Club Germany

Ernst September 9, 2018 (Su.) 14:41:48 UTC 9. September 2018 (So.) 16:41:48 No. 8462 [Reply]

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Since we have a Short-Film Club, maybe we can also have a thread discussing music videos?

Share exceptional music videos (or any other video connecting visual art with music) that left a notable impression on you!

Please make sure you don't share a video just because you enjoyed the music, use this thread then instead >>594

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Ernst February 4, 2019 (Mo.) 18:28:36 UTC 4. Februar 2019 (Mo.) 19:28:36 No. 18116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJE1HoHabMw

Weird Akira-inspired MV that uses different animation styles from the makers of the infamous Galo Sengen video

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Ernst February 4, 2019 (Mo.) 19:58:37 UTC 4. Februar 2019 (Mo.) 20:58:37 No. 18128

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You know it from the Sopranos. They play the Chosen Mix in the intro. The original has a nice spoken word intro. There are some very weird (I wouldn't say good) techno mixes on Exhiole from Cold Harbour Lane.

The acoustic version is the best.

Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKgi0LJCnM

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Ernst February 5, 2019 (Tu.) 06:00:06 UTC 5. Februar 2019 (Di.) 07:00:06 No. 18146

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>>8885

>ESPECIALLY the part about fucking magnets.

I decided to look this up on Reddit briefly and picked the imo best answer.

"Physics cannot answer "why" questions on a fundamental level. We live in a universe that works according to some (not necessarily known) laws of physics. We could also live in a universe where the laws of physics are different.

Magnetism can be tracked down to quantum electrodynamics (QED), the most fundamental description of electromagnetism we have. On that level, it is well understood - the calculations based on QED are in incredibly precise agreement with all measurements done so far, with a precision of up to 13 decimal digits."

The first part is standard (maybe little bit pretentious) wisdom. I don't believe the author has a PhD or is close to it, but the whole answer is rather decent.

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Ernst February 16, 2019 (Sa.) 23:51:56 UTC 17. Februar 2019 (So.) 00:51:56 No. 18709

Almost a short film really:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNPbUyiI64

And lately I've been re-watching Remind Me. Interesting video to analyse but mostly I just find it infuriating that she can afford that nice house to herself in London.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF8LMQQ0rEw

Marx

Ernst November 3, 2018 (Sa.) 12:41:10 UTC 3. November 2018 (Sa.) 13:41:10 No. 12195 [Reply]

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So,now that the dust has settled, which ideas of Marx have stood the test of time proving him right?

Is it even possible to have a conversation about marx without political shitflinging?

I'm too dumb to give articulate thoughts to this but I'd be interested in hearing what you super smart dudes on ernst think

Regards,
Avi

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Ernst November 20, 2018 (Tu.) 05:00:27 UTC 20. November 2018 (Di.) 06:00:27 No. 13017

>>12292
That channel tho
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfkOZfKFTbaPCAc9kAVBxMw
I am convinced this is all part of an elaborate psyop to make me think the Masons and the Illuminati or whoever else should get my undying support against the teeming masses of retarded fucking bydlo

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Ernst December 3, 2018 (Mo.) 00:18:31 UTC 3. Dezember 2018 (Mo.) 01:18:31 No. 13797

Bump

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Ernst February 9, 2019 (Sa.) 00:22:42 UTC 9. Februar 2019 (Sa.) 01:22:42 No. 18346

>>12365
The only cure for the West is democratic Socialism

Russia is incurable

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Ernst February 9, 2019 (Sa.) 08:56:21 UTC 9. Februar 2019 (Sa.) 09:56:21 No. 18363 Kontra

>>18346
Your short-lived opinion does not qualify for an ernste Diskussion. Please be more elaborate in your daily life on image boards.

Monetary reforms materials thread Russian Federation

Ernst August 17, 2018 (Fr.) 09:09:48 UTC 17. August 2018 (Fr.) 11:09:48 No. 6586 [Reply]

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Let's have a thread about various monetary reforms!
You can save here various materials about monetary reforms, that happened over the world.

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Ernst February 7, 2019 (Th.) 01:22:30 UTC 7. Februar 2019 (Do.) 02:22:30 No. 18232

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>>18188

>now there is fashion on "euro-style money"

That Russian note really does look like a Euro. I suppose it's natural for currency designs to follow trends, and banks actually have a reason to design notes we'll find beautiful. Studies have found a positive correlation between the aesthetic appreciation of a note, and knowledge of its security features. Banks try to make money beautiful so we'll look at it a little longer and, as a consequence, will remember things like microprinting and watermarks.

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Ernst February 7, 2019 (Th.) 05:59:05 UTC 7. Februar 2019 (Do.) 06:59:05 No. 18237

>>18188
Ours were printed in EU, so it's no wonder. The coins look Euro-ish too. I think that our current bills are the best-looking of all we ever had, so I don't really mind.

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Ernst February 8, 2019 (Fr.) 09:24:52 UTC 8. Februar 2019 (Fr.) 10:24:52 No. 18296

>>18237
I think previous ones was okay, but I think all people love 1993 ones with animals

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Ernst February 8, 2019 (Fr.) 14:46:42 UTC 8. Februar 2019 (Fr.) 15:46:42 No. 18304

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Only people who was already adult enough in 1998-2001 to have personal pocket money will remember those ones I used mine last one to buy Tempo, I still remeber what an idiot I was

help fellow ernsts thread United States

Ernst February 3, 2019 (Su.) 04:29:54 UTC 3. Februar 2019 (So.) 05:29:54 No. 17978 [Reply]

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I will start by asking can somebody please teach me how to set up a blog?

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Ernst February 4, 2019 (Mo.) 17:25:03 UTC 4. Februar 2019 (Mo.) 18:25:03 No. 18114

>>18101
You describe a vicious circle there. Right now it is actually pretty cheap to advertise on facebook and also easy to target a very specific audience there. So more and more people and about every new startup gives them their monies. If this continues and nothing will ever get people driven away from that cancer, Zuckerberg will get a complete monopoly on web advertising, which will also probably be the only way of advertising that reaches anyone anymore. Well, aside from Google of course.

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Ernst February 4, 2019 (Mo.) 20:22:50 UTC 4. Februar 2019 (Mo.) 21:22:50 No. 18131 Kontra

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>>18114
People are already trying to jump ship from FB though I think. Who knows maybe someday, godwilling, it will go the way of myspace.

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Ernst February 4, 2019 (Mo.) 23:33:31 UTC 5. Februar 2019 (Di.) 00:33:31 No. 18137 Kontra

>>18114
Well, web advertising is not the same as it used to be anyways. The most successful campaigns are those that people don't recognize as such. So it wouldn't even matter if FB would monopolize the regular text/display ads (which it de facto does). Though as you say it has to share the pie with Google for the most part, and for certain niches other channels still work better.
>>18131
Eh, FB had a bit of a slump some months ago, but it's recovering now (see stock price). It's not going away for now I think.
Though the whole online advertising field is bound to crash some time, it already seems way too bloated. On the other hand there are still tons of small businesses out there that don't really use digital advertising so in many cases there's an opportunity to leverage it.

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Ernst February 7, 2019 (Th.) 03:15:04 UTC 7. Februar 2019 (Do.) 04:15:04 No. 18233

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Help! I got BSOD'd and worst now for whatever fucking reason the option "boot from USB or CD" no longer appears. I have no idea wtf I am even doing. I cannot boot from CD for some reason and no system image or restore points are being detected. Can I run my recovery CD from the command prompt? The option simply vanished from the repair screen.

The shiny red title to this thread Germany

Ernst January 21, 2019 (Mo.) 08:50:20 UTC 21. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 09:50:20 No. 16938 Systemkontra [Reply]

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Good Morning Euros, it's a new (to)day.

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Ernst February 6, 2019 (We.) 12:42:13 UTC 6. Februar 2019 (Mi.) 13:42:13 No. 18175

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>>18160

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Ernst February 6, 2019 (We.) 15:16:28 UTC 6. Februar 2019 (Mi.) 16:16:28 No. 18184

I read an article by Quention Meillassoux on speculation and correlationism basically Kants transcendental philosophy, the latter is object of critique. It's funny but frustrating at the same time when university taught you good pattern recognition in difficult texts, like: what seems an important statement to mark and which is uninteresting, strains of an argument that don't need to be marked. I cannot say I really understood what he wanted to say other than it's possible to abandon correlationism. Correlationsim means that we cannot think an absolute or outside of thought because our thoughts are always in relation to the things, they are relational and not separated from us. Meillssoux says it's possible to think an outside, for him, a naive proof would be to say that science has a subject that deals with data from a time before humans came into existence, so there must be something that exist without thought. But I got lost on the way from where he leaves this naive argument behind and unfolds his rather complex argument.

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Ernst February 6, 2019 (We.) 15:33:58 UTC 6. Februar 2019 (Mi.) 16:33:58 No. 18185

>>18160
You are awesome reader. Sad that I don't have that much time nowdays to read too much. I want try to read some english books on original language to improve my english, if only I'd had time for that.
Anyway, Happy Birthday.

About thinhs stuck in my head - oftent I have some thoughts in my heda that preven me from normal sleep. I go to bed - close eyes and untill 5AM thinking about some crap.

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Ernst February 6, 2019 (We.) 17:17:43 UTC 6. Februar 2019 (Mi.) 18:17:43 No. 18194

>>18169

>you need to stay below 70 degrees celsius

Thanks, I'll remember that. I did a test this morning and the temperature of 1 cup of boiling water, left to rest for 3 minutes, dropped 30°F(17°C). If I put the black tea in first, and then wait a few minutes before adding the green, that should work.

Name thread Austria

Ernst January 31, 2019 (Th.) 07:06:05 UTC 31. Januar 2019 (Do.) 08:06:05 No. 17804 [Reply]

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So I am generally a huge name nerd, always have been. But lately, the trends really puzzle me.

I mean - I'm aware that I'm looking at american ones, but it starts getting absolutely sad. Yeah, I know, I as a Germanic shouldn't complain about noun-names, since we have Wolf and Björn and similar. But at least they go together with the wish of transferring the spiritual qualities of the animal to the child. Or maybe Friedrich - meaning full of piece. That's nice and cozy and something you can wish for your child.

But that? Are those people serious? In America, of all places, calling your child Soldier? That's only one step ahead of naming your kid flat out Gun, what I'm sure has happened already.

For girls, the same applies. I mean I can get behind "Virtue" names like Hope even though I think they're absolutely retarded. But Lace? Owl? Are they serious? We live in an age where we can really search the world's history for the most beautiful and meaningful words and the americans go like "Guess I'll name my kid after a piece of cloth x--D"

And don't even get me started with the retarded double name trend. It even starts seeping here. Some name fit even for developmental troubles like Finn or Ben or Sam, and then a retarded middle name, and whenever the child is referred to, you use both names. Back in my day, we had a baptismal name that is supposed to refer to the Virtues of a Saint, and it's sort of secret and occult, and now people use the "double name" as an excuse to smuggle even more retarded names in there. And they seem proud of it.

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Ernst February 2, 2019 (Sa.) 06:19:22 UTC 2. Februar 2019 (Sa.) 07:19:22 No. 17905

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>>17836

>Does the name "Siegfried" carry any negative connotations with it?

not at all. it's a really really old name and kinda rarely used, however it doesn't sound totally out of place like adalbert, traugott, fürchtegott, gotthilf, gottlob, bartholomäus etc. who knows, siegfried might come into fashion again. i used to have an ukrainian immigrant neighbour who named his son wilhelm, which was quite uncommon/out of fashion at that time. today it's probably not so uncommon anymore, i hear kids getting named gunther/günther, theo, oskar, which were also popular 100 years ago. i'm ok with those. also, even though they sound like dog names to me, fiete, malte, fynn might become classic in the future, because they are kinda neutral. trend names such as kevin, leon, justin, liam are completely retarded though, these go out of fashion within 20 years and will sound funny or in the worst case put a stigma on the kids when they are grown up men. ultimately retarded is in my opinion when you're not jewish, muslim, hindu etc. but you give your children exotic names such as ben, noah, levy (i just checked, according to mainstream newspapers they are supposed to be trend names right now), mohammed, kerim or something like that.

>>17841

>people also love the Nibelungen Lied.

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Ernst February 2, 2019 (Sa.) 17:08:01 UTC 2. Februar 2019 (Sa.) 18:08:01 No. 17945

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>>17836
I'd concur that like everything reminiscent of Germanic heritage it carries some vague connection to the Nazis so no modern German in his right mind would call his child anything like that. According to this statistic without any source that I randomly pulled from the internet after 2 minutes of research Siegfried as a name was most popular during the 1930s, at least during the 20th century.

>>17905

>ernst please. pic related.

Afaik most younger people are only dimly aware of it as it's not commonly read in school. And especially Wagner is also associated with some Nazi aesthetics, which are not particularly hip of course. This is why in recent times e.g. the Nibelungenspiele Worms adaptations were trying really hard to embrace a progressive agenda which is more akin to persiflage.
I haven't looked much into it but the titles seem already telling: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibelungenfestspiele_Worms

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Ernst February 2, 2019 (Sa.) 17:38:15 UTC 2. Februar 2019 (Sa.) 18:38:15 No. 17947

>>17945
Judging by that graph, id didn't go out of fashion well into the 60s, so it's not like it became taboo like "Adolf" did.
My idea was that it has negative associations because how Wagner was adored by the Natsoc government, and Wagner was quite the assburger when it came to the name and the epic itself.

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Ernst February 2, 2019 (Sa.) 18:37:01 UTC 2. Februar 2019 (Sa.) 19:37:01 No. 17950

>>17947
Nah for sure not as bad as Adolf. As mentioned I'd take the graph with a grain of salt, also judging by the weird zigzags at the end. But it does seem plausible that it went out of fashion in th 60s as I'd be hard pressed to think of any person named Siegfried. I suppose colloquially it's also often shortened to Siggi which sounds kind of horrible but less out of place in a modern context.

Fantasy units general Germany

Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 06:05:15 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 07:05:15 No. 17585 [Reply]

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Since an acre is defined as a chain by a furlong (i.e. 66 ft × 660 ft or 20.12 m × 201.17 m), an acre-foot is 43,560 cubic feet (1,233 m3).

Americans, explain yourself!

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Ernst January 30, 2019 (We.) 22:23:05 UTC 30. Januar 2019 (Mi.) 23:23:05 No. 17794

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>Fantasy units general

Hello, where are the assburger fantasy units? This thread fails to deliver on it's promise.

I was trying to think some up but anything practical has already been adopted, especially with hand digits and cooking/baking.

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Ernst January 31, 2019 (Th.) 16:31:25 UTC 31. Januar 2019 (Do.) 17:31:25 No. 17825

>>17794
Dick length units. I'm pretty sure we don't have those. And instead of metric or imperial "well is it elven or orkish standard?"

I guess it depends on the setting. For a modern western or most developed world unit a couch would be a good measure of length. For an incredibly useless, tedious, and archaic temperature how about BpS, bubbles per second of boiling water? If you don't care about quality I'm sure there's plenty of gold units left.

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Ernst January 31, 2019 (Th.) 22:39:31 UTC 31. Januar 2019 (Do.) 23:39:31 No. 17842

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>>17825
Dick units sounds like the start of an ebin parody.

>In the year 2525 size is all that matters. Witness a world where wealth comes not from power or merit but on one societies obsession with the size of your digg XDDD
>Rebellion against our great law can mean only one thing! :-------D

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Ernst January 31, 2019 (Th.) 22:43:08 UTC 31. Januar 2019 (Do.) 23:43:08 No. 17843

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>>17842
I was going to make a big ender-little ender joke but couldn't think of one

Exercise

Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 20:21:40 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 21:21:40 No. 17644 [Reply]

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Alright, so you only have an hour a day, a few times a week, to spend on the weight training. What exercises do you do?

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Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 20:31:05 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 21:31:05 No. 17653

only arms only hardcore

t. curlbro

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Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 21:23:15 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 22:23:15 No. 17662

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None.

t. haver of an hour for pleasent things

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Ernst January 29, 2019 (Tu.) 11:18:37 UTC 29. Januar 2019 (Di.) 12:18:37 No. 17690

>>17644

Simulate Cross-country skiing with curls in the hands

for stretching and basic all around muscle activation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DfgfEGYeO8

2. classic biceps training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykJmrZ5v0Oo

3. chest muscles
Presses and butterfly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1cufxbNoHo

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Ernst January 29, 2019 (Tu.) 12:58:27 UTC 29. Januar 2019 (Di.) 13:58:27 No. 17695

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Push-ups, pull-ups and squats in 20 minutes, spend the rest of the time otherwise.

Going away party United States

Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 00:15:18 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 01:15:18 No. 17566 [Reply]

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Ernst I will be using an amitriptyline cocktail to end my life. I found this site to be a source of great discourse. I wish you all well.

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Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 16:13:09 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 17:13:09 No. 17616 Kontra

>>17614
His father plainly kills his son. I don't understand why he supports son's behaviour, so the son gained 200 kg.

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Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 16:42:00 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 17:42:00 No. 17617 Kontra

>>17616
I'd say it's much too late to reverse it now.
If you manage to get him down to the size where he can walk, he'll just get more food for himself.
And of course you can't relinquish your care completely, because he's overdependent on his father for everything.
That man is both mentally and physically ruined for the rest of his sorry life.

The reason? The father divorced, and when the "strict" mother kicked out the son, he wanted to show his virtues by granting him everything.
The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

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Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 19:48:22 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 20:48:22 No. 17628

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>>17617
Deja vu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

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Ernst January 28, 2019 (Mo.) 20:24:44 UTC 28. Januar 2019 (Mo.) 21:24:44 No. 17648

>>17614
Reading this make me felt sick...

Music

Ernst June 9, 2018 (Sa.) 22:08:22 UTC 10. Juni 2018 (So.) 00:08:22 No. 594 Systemkontra [Reply]

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Share what you're listening to!

>Los Mirlos - Muchachita Del Oriente

Psychedelic cumbia from Peru

https://youtu.be/eKDP7bRnVj0

>Ermeneuma - Nothing Changes

Italian darkwave/goth rock cover of the Death In June song

https://youtu.be/dhW0tFSaG7k

>Carolina Eyck - Reja

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Ernst January 26, 2019 (Sa.) 03:43:15 UTC 26. Januar 2019 (Sa.) 04:43:15 No. 17436

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Ernst January 26, 2019 (Sa.) 11:22:26 UTC 26. Januar 2019 (Sa.) 12:22:26 No. 17458

Anyone still up for the Techno Ernst-meetup which was suggested earlier in this thread?

http://griessmuehle.de/veranstaltungen/three-years-synoid/

The line-up for this one is insane

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Ernst January 26, 2019 (Sa.) 11:31:29 UTC 26. Januar 2019 (Sa.) 12:31:29 No. 17461

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>>17458
If I would ever move to Berlin in 1-2 years I would probably only go on Sunday afternoons because of reasons. But I would meet an Ernst then probably.

The line up is quite nice. I've seen Moerbeck doing a set in my town. So great, I still look for one track he played, the other two that made me go over the top on MDMA have been found. Perc is more a name to me, already an older one. I hate models is great big room stomper stuff. Funnily I would rather attempt Griessmühle then Berghain, the door policy is not worth the hassle even tho I think I could get in style wise without problems.

Right now I spin a Miss Djax set from the Loveparade of 1995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlf4ghwBG3w

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Ernst January 26, 2019 (Sa.) 17:14:35 UTC 26. Januar 2019 (Sa.) 18:14:35 No. 17482

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