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Well I guess no one else is doing it so who feels like a webm threda?
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No. 11782 Kontra
There was one somewhere in bottom
but actually: threads of dumping pictures or just videos without any posting is low effort thing and just spamming. It may be okay only on boards who speed as fuck
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>>11782
Well I wouldn't mind seeing what ernsts have. I've found out a good amount of interesting stuff from some of what foreigners have posted.
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No. 12213
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I saved this years ago from Kraucthan's /int/
Don't know what context but it was totally unrelated to the video. Maybe it also was a webm thread?)

It was posted under that exact name, "reptilian_ship", there is no video on kaotic with that title.

I'd be happy to hear an explanation for this...
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>>12213
It's a morgue of some sort. Probably bodies for medical students to work on.
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I made one ages ago and got booed for making a low effort thread.
I don't mind but don't expect a great success.
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>>12224
Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
It's still fucking creepy though. If anyone knows the name of the dlip on Kaotic I'd be interested!
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>>12225
"Cool guy" looks exactly like a slightly swarthier version of me. He even dresses the same. I'm laughing my head off over here, that's amazing. Where did you find it?
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>>13391
I don't remember, sorry. If i ever remember i let you know.
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>>13391
In all likelihood a KC thread from many years ago.
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>>13421
Nah, it wouldn't be .mp4 when it's from KC
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No. 13448 Kontra
>>13391
I find that image disturbing. Probably because I recognize her and it's unsettling (possibly due to context).

Okay that was all
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No. 15523
>>13391
What's this image about
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No. 15571 Kontra
>>15523
That is Adriana Chechik in some porno, no further meaning.
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Yes hello I just wanted to share this

oh god there's more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prGS-hK9qYk
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No. 16089
>>16039
dude that's the fuckin smallest most nothing huntsman

what's scary is the big furry ones jumping out from the nook between the visor and the roof whilst you're driving, leads to a fair few accidents each year
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No. 16093
>>16089
You know, I'm pretty sure I've only almost been shot once (due to drunkeness idk if more) and I deserved that shotgun wielding idiot, but I'd still rather put up with it than what's in your country. We just don't have big spiders like that here. They don't exist. Spiders of that size and legspan are extremely rare and only maybe like an Argiope can approach such a size and they stay put in the fields. The spider in that video is already too big. I can't put up with this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHkvpur6nU0 "oh but they're not venomous" yeah I bet you that one of those fuckers in your trousers would still be able to bite the shit out of you if it can drag a mouse across a wall. And that's just counting the "non-dangerous" ones which if that thing stayed in there would get the size of a dinner plate.

And don't you act like all strayans are cool with this either I have the internet I can see the truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3f99HhlpTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU
This does not count the super aggressive can bite through a sneaker deadly ones or anything else like ultra muscular dear faced cunts you have to punch in the face before they shred your dog.

>what's scary is the big furry ones jumping out from the nook between the visor and the roof whilst you're driving, leads to a fair few accidents each year
Yes this is not something a man should have to deal with outside an RPG.
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No. 16138
>>16093
dude spiders are fuckin harmless in comparison to bears, snakes, mosquitoes, ticks

like nobody in australia has died from a spider bite without having an adverse anaphylactic allergic reactions since like 1900s

id rather get a bite equivalent to a small gash than be mauled whilst putting out the rubbish or getting shot
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No. 16139
>>16089
Those big fuckers are the reason I don't do spiders to this very day tbh. I woke up one night when I'm like 4 or 5 or some shit and there's one sitting on the wall right next to me. Big fucker too, probably a tea saucer including the legs, almost shat my pants and haven't been okay with spiders ever since. Snakes I can do, I treat them with respect if they're dangerous ones, but they don't put me in flight mode automatically like spooders.
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No. 16141
>>16139
huntsmen are fast but at least they dont fly. i tend to herd them outside with a long stick

they truly are the most horrifying. redbacks and funnel webs are small and dont run around the house, im far less grossed out by them despite them being infinitely more dangerous
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>>16138
>deaths since 1900s
Okay, best I fan figure is deaths stopped happening with introduction of antivenom in 1981. Still it isn't a "small gash" some of your spiders leave massive necrotized welts
>id rather get a bite equivalent to a small gash than be mauled whilst putting out the rubbish or getting shot
Aside from the fact that enjoy your spider season https://amp.abc.net.au/article/10666344 or the fact that it is still a life threatening emergency that requires probably insanely expensive antivenom and bankrupting hospitalization, if you want to talk about greater wildlife problems first of all, I have personally dealt with bears and problems weren't. Now, is it still unnerving to be alone in the woods with nothing but a big noif and see those glowing eyes way too far apart to be an enot? Certainly. But bear mailings are not even a problem. And getting shot is usually mostly not a problem so long as you don't do something stupid like join a gang, commit suicide, or have cops involved in anything.

Meanwhile I couldn't even take a swim without say a lethal octopus with no antivenom, deadly snakes, giant sharks, roos or any of a million other things that can maul and hurt me even including drop bears.
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No. 16162 Kontra
>>16138
Oh and
>snakes
Only once could've been bit by a dangerous snake and that was because of impulse to pick one up. Mostly we don't encounter those.
>mosquitoes, ticks
Well you got me there. I still have neurological problems from that.
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>>16832
Why is it always so funny to watch foreign people argue about incomprehensible things? Although I guess seeing non-US anglos get mad about random things is pretty funny too.
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No. 17719
>>17717
Is there any way I can personally mock that churkalord? Does he do email? I want to personally insult him and his fashion sense, and I want to call him Putin's personal rent boy.
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>>17718
If anybody ever wanted a full version of that Cruel Angel's Thesis rendition.
It's actually by a Japanese Coast Guard orchestra.
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No. 17725
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>>17719
He often posted on Instagram, but his account was suspended. Once he openly threatened Russian opposition there.
>On 01 February 2016, the head of the Chechen Republic of the Russian Federation, Ramzan Kadyrov, posted a video online that depicted two leaders of the political opposition, Mikhail Kasyanov and Vladimir Kara-Murza, in a gunman’s cross-hairs. The image of a gunman’s cross-hairs is the latest in a series of menacing statements Kadyrov has issued in recent weeks against prominent journalists and activists, calling them “traitors” and “enemies of the people.” These comments are clearly meant to intimidate, and to have a chilling effect on the exercise of freedom of expression in Russia, if not also to serve as a direct call for violence.
https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/russia/kasyanov.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFEsxc1KKI

On this webm his father openly admits that the father and the other famous Chechen terrorist, Basaev, openly called on to kill as many Russians as possible. Easy to check my words if you know German or Russian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamil_Basayev
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhmad_Kadyrov
The rise of the Kadyrov family is one of the most shameful things in the history of modern Russia and I like to think about how embarrassing it will be for the Russians living in the next century to remember this moment in their history.
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No. 17727
>>17725
Reporter:
>Is is true that earlier you said that every Chechen must kill 150 Russians to get into Heaven?
Churkalord:
>In 1995/96 I called upon the Chechens to kill as many of them as they can. But I didn't say 100, 150, 200
>I said: Kill as many as you can!
>I called upon a Jihad, that's no secret
>But I didn't say the number 150
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No. 17735
>>17727
I somehow get the impression that impugning his (nonexistent) honor would be the way to go. If only we could find his personal cell number, or better, phone numbers for his family members to leave harassing calls in broken Russian saying how in addition to the many specific ways their son/brother/uncle lacks any kind of honor or decency, that Putin is likewise not manly enough to grow any ball hair and so he wears Kadyrov's beard to make up for it and frighten his enemies.
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Does anyone have that video set to spooky music of them burning the shit stalagmite in a red circle in the snow? Or also all those cool dark edits of the Orthodox ceremonies
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No. 20702
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I have a real tresure right here.
A version of the "Royal anthem of the canadian yaksmen" from Ren and Stimpy with the word "hell" uncensored.

It must be preserved for future generations.
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No. 20824
>>20702
I always hated this cartoon for some reason. Like it was not very funny, but paifully to watch for me, sadly.
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No. 20827
>>20824
The style is not easy to digest.
Do you like Invader Zim?
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No. 20828
>>20827
No, but I seen some small kind of trailers.
I don't know, I really don't like nickelodeon style cartoons and overall this styile, how it was in 90s. I really prefer different kinds of animation and humor, I supose. When I was kid I watcher bits of this cartoon about babies, cartoon about monsters, but only because it was in TV block and I just waited for something "more interesting". I want try to watch Rocko's Modern Life one day, maybe now I can get into it.

Funny, theresome soviet cartoons that exploited "caricature" styles, and I liked them far more. But nickelodeon... even from new I tried to watch their Ninja Turtles cartoon but turned it off on like 2nd minute of first episode.
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No. 20829
>>20827
>invader zim
Strange thing is, that I never ever saw that one IRL (or online for that matter), and apparently it was huge in the USA, with people creating fan characters and stuff.
This makes me incredibly angry for some reason and I want to destroy it.
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>>20829
There is things in europe that USA people don't know about too.
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No. 20835
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>>20829
>This makes me incredibly angry for some reason and I want to destroy it.
I feel like this speaks to a deeper Hungarian cultural narrative
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No. 20886
>>20823
Wow, thanks a lot. Ren and stimpy isn't as consistent in quality as the first three seasons of spongebob, but there's still some great episodes and scenes.

>>20824
I don't think it's particularly funny, more like an outlet for John Kricfalusi's neurosis and mental issues. It's actually the reason I enjoy it.
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> webm threda
Just like back in the good old days.
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No. 20951
>>20886
In case you haven't seen this yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJrvzyEwWc
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>>20886
BROTHER
ren and stimpy was my childhood tbh

and spongebob b4 creator dude left was definitely the last great cartoon of an era.
turns out, his whole plan was to do 3 seasons, the movie, then kill it. but nick knew they had a hit and since he refused on principal to shit out subpar shit for his creation, he left and they hired some jackass that had no idea what made the show geat to begin with. pretty sure at some point he pulled a larry david and go so fed up with how shit it had gotten and came back to "help" them from destroying his baby cant remember tbh.

BONUS TRIVIA TIME: during the creation period of spongebob, while he was designing it all, he listened almost exclusively to the album "the mollusk" by ween. you can definitely tell he was kinda a spaceshot himself, but as with many ween fans (and ween themselves), not only was he kinda a fuckup, but an incredibly creative one too
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No. 20960 Kontra
>>20959
lol i forgot your guys formatting tags again
supposed to be spoilers
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No. 20962
>>20959
Glad we have another ween fan here. Ween was a life defining band for me. Got me through some dark times, man. I remember back when dad went flywheel crazy, and began drinking and gambling away everything we had, when we had frequent power outages from unpaid bills, and I was constantly suffering from this overwhelming, torturous, yet strangely addictive mental state between crushing despair and wild inspiration that I would, years later, learn to be something called maniacal psychosis, I would go to the local park at 4 AM, put GodWeenSatan on my Sansa Clip, and songs like I'm In The Mood to Move or Cold and wet would always put a smile on my face. I've got a special relationship with Ween, man.
t. down with the brown

I think both Ween and Spongebob are similar in that you can not resist quoting them in daily life, for your own amusement, even if nobody but you gets it.
>My mom got me a new shirt
>When I wear it, I'm the shit
>It's really not that legit,
>My mom bought
>it

What's your favorite b-side? Mine's probably "Bag of weed".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKG_sDCG2IE
Also their amazing collab with The Boredoms called Z-Rock Hawaii:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJyd9Dx6o94

>>20951
Pretty good video, but I feel it only scratches the surface of the deep well that is John K. lore.
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No. 20963
>>20962
>fav b-side
i actually had never heard that album of quebec outtakes until recently forgot the name. it was white and blue and looked like quebecs cover. blew me away

tho i guess you could say this is a b-side album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lEFm_mmlsI
now dont get me wrong, i like the polished stuff too, and their music definitely needed that to really shine. but as a musician, those early tapes are something special. everyone who plays makes demo tapes like that. super raw, super individual, seemingly devoid of outside inspiration, but rarely are they as good as that one.
feel the same way about the pod too. they were hardly conscious while recording that album and it sounds like literal shit, but those songs man...
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No. 20965
>>20963
I really love the mollusk outtake album, if only for that slower version of Ocean Man. I wish they'd kept it. unfortunately, no solo.

I would classify Ween as the fabled genre of new sincerity. It's sincerity disguised as irony. They might seem like they're mocking the various genres they parody at fist, but every single song they make to capture a certain genre is a sincere tribute to that genre, behind the silliness.

It's amazing how they can make a song named "she fucks me", with lyrics like "pork roll egg and cheese" genuinely emotionally moving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-20b6_3rg
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Indian biker expertly retrieves snake from his motorcycle
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