>Not sure if I'm worthy enough to spend 1212032912$$$ on my killing though.
Hey, they once dropped a fuel bomb on fifteen ISIS members. If you become infamous enough with the US Gosdep, you might get lucky.
Speaking of which, by which pieces of military equipment would Ernst want to be killed?
For me it's the following ones:
A-10 Thunderbolt II — one of the best looking planes in history, IMO, and with cool weapons to boot (BRRRT, motherfucker!). Just imagine people talking about my death afterwards: "How did Ernst die?" — "Oh, he got killed by a Warthog." — "What, like a wild pig?" — "Nah, an attack plane." — "Whoa, that's sick".
H&K MK23 (US SOCOM) — yeah, I know that it looks a bit silly and overtacticooled, but if I will get killed by one of these, I'll feel like a fucking Genome Soldier.
M60 — if I get mowed by it, I will just imagine that I crossed the path of a certain bandana-wearing Special Forces veteran. Or maybe that I got some from a certain heli gunner who is very proficient at killing women, children and water buffalos. Either way, it's gonna be all sorts of awesome.
Barrett M82 — RoboCop, baby! My death will be very brutal and ugly, just how a proper death in a war should be. Also, overkills are cool, and killing a person with an anti-materiel rifle is a total overkill.